I would love to. On a cell phones speaker from the safety of your house or mine or Solo's (nah, she isn't the type of friend to whom I would do anything for so why would I go there?)
SOLO- I attempted to give him a cookie and his mouth opened as big as JAWS and slobber was going every where! It was scary, I tell ya, scary!!! OBVIOUSLY, I will not be going near his stall.