NumberCruncher

Suits and ties freak me the hell out. I prefer jeans and boots. And facial hair. Chest hair and rough hands are a definite plus. Love my blue collar boys.

Car?

I am so effing glad my name hasn't been mentioned in this thread!!!!!

Ugh. I really don't wanna hafta wear pants.

I will swear by the powdered "dirty jobs" detergent. I used to wash my sons work clothes in greased lightning, which was horrible for the material, but would get the grease out. Dirty Jobs not only gets out the grease and is way less harmful to fabric, it also removes the 'deep fried ass' smell out of the restaurant uniforms!!!!

100% woman. Smart, sexy, sensual....and Fahrenheit makes me melt.

Fahrenheit by Dior. absolutely irresistible.

I know that lug nuts ward off cadillacs....wonder how they do against bears?

Wait. There are bears? I'm rethinking this trip...

Clean family comedy will be avoided at all costs. But I will take your advice and try to get everyone moving as early as possible on Sunday morning. MrsB....I will make sure to request that we stop at your spot for lunch.

oooh! thanks for the link! i looked at both, and they seem to be a little better suited than the loop.

i wish i had known!!! we're going up next weekend. not an organized ride, just about 5 bikes going up.

i'm looking for suggestions of things to do in the area. i know it's near pigeon forge, but don't have any interest in theme or water parks. are there any 'off the beaten path' must see's or must do's in the vicinity? we're leaving saturday, mid morning, and will probably stop in chatanooga for lunch and a leg stretch. we won't ride through the valley until sunday mid morning, and will head home after that. that leaves saturday evening/night open for sight seeing and whatnot. gimme all your input, please? TIA, Robin

Gross. I don't even want to think about the twisted sex lives of the Christians.

It actually cracks me the hell up. But I guess if anyone could recognize me, it would be you!!!!

I've ridden one, once. I don't regret it at all. If I get the chance, I'll ride that particular one again and again!!! But I gotta say, I'm most at home on the back of a heritage softtail. We were all headed downtown for the 5th annual, um, 'visit to an adult establishment'.

Wait.....Dis rides a rocket?

Yep. That was me!!! We had already split some by that point, but there were still quite a few of us at the light.

I was riding toward the back of the pack on I75 Saturday. About 40 bikes in all. Some dumb ass got on at Northside, and came over three lanes without any regard for any of us. Harleys were scattering all over the damn interstate. I can understand not seeing a single rider.....but 40 of them? Holy crap, how can you miss that????? This reminds me. I need to go buy some more lug nuts...

Good morning!!!!! I'm hoping to only work a half day, and then get some sun on my shoulders...

Freeze a bottle of water. While you are sitting at your desk working, roll the frozen bottle back and forth under your bare foot.

Hmmm...a job as a driver versus being unemployed and crying about there being no jobs???? I'd take the job. All day long.

I think its 'novelty' use. Can't remember.

Aw, you'd love it!!!!! Seriously though, I don't believe its the worlds job to police what comes in to our homes. Part of our 'freedom' is the ability to decide what we feel is appropriate for ourselves and our minor children. Asking a marketing firm, or the FCC to control what can or can't be viewed by the general public in the privacy of our own homes hardly feels like freedom to me.