NumberCruncher

i think i may be having a stroke. does anyone else smell burnt toast? "highschool was rough on you wasn't it. well im sry for what ever was done to you to make you this... "creature" out of the woman you may or may not have been at one point." ^^^this is not the kind of shiit you would wanna spout to someone you'd like to be friends with. as far as meeting in public, i've made the offer on this board several times. i do not hide behind a keyboard. i'm available for coffe, beer, or a parkinglot hookup nearly any night of the week.

i just wanna know if he got a neutical.

thank gawd we're not besties or anything. that would really flip this guy's shiit. ::screamingandlaughing:: edited because i left out an apostrophe. and them bad boys are important!!!

you and your penis, i swear!

it wasn't a misspelling, on either of our parts. the filters set up on Pcom change offensive/sensitive words so that they're not readily searchable and picked up by google. it's also done in part to lessen them impact of certain words, and/or amuse our dear publisher. i'm still here for the same reason that i have been for more than six years. i'm a part of this community, both online as well as in real life. i made no mention of violence. i used the word 'target'specifically and intentionally. you've made the claim for moral reform. thsoe things i've mentioned are all considered immoral, by

Now I'm confused. BB's isn't Buffalo Joes, is it?

I've thought about that. He's not destructive at all, and perhaps it's best he stay that way!

Absolutely! He probably caught it from me. My ability to love without boundary or reason is the stuff of legends!!!

I'm not quite sure what an inter species, same sex, non sexual love affair is supposed to look like...but I think these guys have probably mastered it! So incredibly sweet!!!

And doesn't swing from the bars making monkey noises. (NYE 2009...it was ugly)

I think you're safe. This guy will probably target aboortzion clinics, video game stores, gay night clubs, single mothers, smokers, bikers, loud mouth bitches, and or/other 'undesirables' like me.

Mine is a pygmy. He's only ever butted me once, and that was when he thought i was in his way. He butted the puppy this morning. He's quite hysterical, following the dog around the yard, or sunning with him in the afternoons. The female dogs want nothing to do with him, and that feeling seems to be mutual. But he and Moose are inseparable.

Before anyone can believe that you are in any position to better the nation, prove that you've bettered yourself, through education and perhaps by taking the time to think through what you'd like to post before typing willy nilly. Grammar and punctuation do count, as much as content, when trying to convince any amount of people that you are worthy to lead them.

It's not that I'm being overly sarcastic, it's that you've been unclear in your posting. Using the words moral and morale interchangeably make zero sense. Wanting to improve upon both isn't a bad thing at all, but to effectively reach your intended audience, you must present a clear and concise message. Wanting better for your community and country is admirable. Expecting people to be supportive of a run for presidency when they're not clear of your qualifications or goals is quite lofty. In order to pass the scrutiny of the entire country, you'll need to come to terms with being questioned,

I would welcome a play date! He just mopes around with my fat ass dog, who apparently has self esteem issues, all day. He refuses to eat any fruits or vegetables and lines up for chow from a bowl when it's dog feeding time. He doesn't hop, leap, or climb on anything. I think he's broken.

To clarify...are you taking a position in morals, morale, or some guy named Morales? I need to know!!!

I don't have an opinion of you. I have questions for you. I'd really love to read your answers, and the plans you have for this moral reform. If you cannot take being questioned by Jane Q Public, how will you survive an election. You are running for something, aren't you? That is the point in gaining support, correct?

We use to have a forum called the twilight zone. It's where all of the really weird shiit went. I miss it.

Haha, silly ass!!! Seriously though. My goat does do any goat things. He does dog things. Which I actually prefer. However, it's been said that I am creating a false sense of self in him, by allowing him to behave as a dog, and treating him like one. I love my goat, and I think he's perfect. But I don't want him to grow up trying to please me by rejecting his nature and conforming to the dog pack. I need him to feel free to express his goatness!!! I think I might need to be whispered to. Intensely.

Handle all the different what? People? Ideas? Ideals? Individuals? Hopes? Dreams? Thoughts? Of all the things I've ever wanted to be in my life, 'handled' was never one of them.

I'd recommend using the orange flavored koolaid. Folks don't seem as suspicious of orange.

#pantsless

Reform against immorality? Might you be willing to list all things you find immoral, and detail how you intend to reform them?

I think mine is broken. I'd like to compare him to a normal goat, if anyone has one that wouldn't mind being discussed. Thanks!

I can't tell if the OP is planning to run for president, or stage a coup. One person planning to restore our nation could go either way. I doubt I'll attend any meetings though, I can't afford to end up on yet another list.