NumberCruncher

speaking of butts....... holy crap! we were in the Waffle House (on 278 near 20) after a show last weekend...and i saw more giant butts hanging out of skin tight mini skirts than i was comfortable with. i gotta admit, i STARED. couldn't help it. it's not often that i get to see REAL hookers. Kelly Clarkson is far from being a hooker though. but she's cute. i'd check out her butt.

thank goodness, no! i'd love it if you'd come for a visit. i didn't have the pool or a garden this past year...really need to get my butt in gear soon.

You crack me up! I'm not sure whether to be flattered, or horrified...

I spent the better part of the afternoon outside today! Felt great. Played with my critters and did some leash training with the goat. Was nice to comein to an aired out house. Good day!!!

I have melons...and I know how to use 'em!!!

Sometimes, I'm just ordinary. I understand why that throws you off!

Already happening! If I sit down on the back steps, he hops right up into my lap! I'm still leery of being butted under my chin, so we're working on how to behave while being held. I'm so grateful for the last few sunny days and the time I've been able to spend with my critters!!!

On the plus side....gruff did very well walking on his leash today. I'm hoping that this Spring, I'll able to take him and Moose to Mt Tabor park.

Oh, for the love of all things leather!!! Only god can judge? Why did we bother establishing a military, judicial system, writing laws, employing public safety officers, and electing a president if God is in control? Why don't we all just let everyone do as they wish and let god sort them out in the end? What a load of ridiculous crap.

Oh, just play along. Of course he's welcome here. As soon as he figures out that noone is gonna join his parade, be led around by their vagina trailing some bloody dood in a cross, he'll leave on his own, or shut the hell up. We all saw how fast mr newbie began to backpedal when he discovered that folks here weren't gonna fall at his feet and pledge their allegiance to his party without some cold hard facts to back up his agenda He's young, he's enthusiastic, he thinks he can change the world. Pubby wont have to ban him for that...he'll wise up and figure out that independent thought and mad s

Naked?

inspired in part by your 'chip n dale' remark, my dear!

butt, of course! don't think i'm falling for that 'American Express' crap again, though.

my ass crack is NOT a slot machine!!!!!

talk is cheap, mister newcomer. it's virtually impossible to convey your care for random strangers through a handful of posts about moral reform. and i wouldn't be half this bored if i wasn't under CCFD imposed quarantine. swear to god, i feel like between the rain and the threat of infecting half the free world, my damn knees are gonna grow together!!!

let's not even bring Morales into this.

um, you could try inviting someone over to pet your pussy cat.

i've got a thread in the tonk that lists the words that the filter doesn't catch. i try not to use them in the cafe, as much as possible, because i love these words, and don't want them trucked with.

naked? or with kids?

the last place i need the government is up my vagina. i feel the same way about jeebus. the republicans screwed themselves with the gays and the baby killers, i'll give ya that.

male strippers freak me out. are you supposed to look? how do they not get hard? should they get hard? am i the only one who thinks a dollar for a flaccid penis is way too much to spend? sorry. i got a bit overzealous.

is that the one where i get to have sex in public?

i could go for some genuine fun. maybe not of the family variety.... wonder what my neighbors are doing

ps. before you go too far tryig to promote your conservative agenda on pcom, please know that i'm not the the only, or even most vocal, member here who leads an 'alternative' lifestyle. we have gays. and witches. recreational drug users. culdesac sex maniacs. mail box bashers. tailgaters. kitten kickers. jello shot addicts. and, um...Thoughts!!!!!

the only way i'd be willing to watch this is if we can get together for a viewing party. with libations. and no pants.