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NumberCruncher

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  1. Please tell me you are using birth control now......
  2. Who can form actual words? I'm just trying to remember to breathe...
  3. Oh lawd! Bringing god into our bedroom would be the end of us, for sure!
  4. technically? or surgically? i meant, they can't afford any class.
  5. and.....we're playing bike night at ATL HD tomorrow night. ugh. this is gonna be miserable.
  6. those girls are obviously not making enough in tips....
  7. Pfft. I'm spoiled. No need for me to twist myself up like a pretzel to impress my ol man. I get to kick back and relax...
  8. i never thought i'd want to call you a douchebag as much as i do right now. and that makes me sad.
  9. depends on the context... advice - give massage - recieve hugs - neither beer - receive attitude - give BABY FORMULA - GIVE - all day long.
  10. i'm quite partial to your pig. i don't think i could ever eat one, unless i was starving. stranger things have happened though...
  11. Monkeys are the debil. While we were in Panama I was constantly harassed and attacked by them. Do you even know how many different kinds of monkeys there are??? The ones that would eff with my windshield wipers were particularly evil.
  12. all meat on a stick was monkey meat. i firmly believe this...and yet, i ate it anyway. effing monkies. i hate those bastards!!!
  13. Offering an apology doesn't mean crap. Making amends is the mature, honest way to go about righting a wrong.
  14. The throat tattoo is a DNR. He's had it for almost 40 years. Around his neck is barbed wire. Again, its been there for nearly 40 years. I don't think self esteem is an issue...
  15. My ol man has a tattoo around his neck and one across his throat. He's been employed with the same company for 17 years. To each their own.
  16. Prayers for a swift and complete recovery!
  17. Coat hangers. Plan C is coat hangers.
  18. Plan B. Always better than plan c.....
  19. I sleep with someone who has this. Drives me absolutely CRAZY! Doesn't seem to bother him one bit. I work during the daytime and can't make it to the library.
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