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NumberCruncher

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  1. if anyone would like some, please let me know. first come, first served. i probably have enough for 3/4 families.
  2. people who have babies on purpose mystify me. it requires giving up your whole life, and NO, things will never 'get back to normal'. this is the new normal.
  3. i still can't find one of these places, even those they're supposed to be on every corner!
  4. where the hell do you fish for Barbie's? and...I want in!
  5. I got on a damn good one up in stamp creek this time last year. pain in the ass to clean em, but nice to be able to bring em home.
  6. the only thing I caught this weekend was a buzz. hoping to drown a few crickets next Sunday though. glad to hear you and the boy found a good mess to get in to.
  7. I swear that wfal had premixed, bagged hunch punch at my house this weekend. yummy stuff
  8. if my husband feels the need to run around on me because I dont care what people think of my shorts, skirts, capris, swimsuit, hair color/ style......more effing power to him. I doubt I'd have much patience for a husband that damn shallow anyway.
  9. water. i meant did you water him? i'll take care of everyone before i leave today.
  10. two things. open outlook so i have permissions. did you feed Zed yesterday? i don't wanna overdo him. also, my mother texted me today. make sure she never gets your phone number.
  11. i love this thread. kudos to charli for being the ultimate pimp!!!!!!!
  12. absolutely not!!!! i am camping in a dear friends front yard next weekend, so i won't beavailable to play drunk dike under the sink. schedule it another time, but keep in mind that waffle has a strict and extensive baseball schedule to contend with.
  13. deal!!! wait, doesn't baby oil repel skeeters?
  14. wear whatever you'd like, dammit. and stand next to me.
  15. i've had two elective surgeries in the past year. my medical leave fundage is running short. and yes, i will be there with bells on!!! (and little else - even though i'm over 35, dammit!)
  16. sorry doll. i'm in the city. wish i could though.
  17. cmorg used to post them little thingies. would annoy the crap outta me!!!
  18. salad's good. i'm just an hour away..... waaah! if you do go, order the superfruit cooler. you will thank me later.
  19. my whole life is a direct contradiction to your belief systems. p.s. remind me to try and crank the push mower tonight. E needs to borrow it to mow her lawn this weekend.
  20. i swear, you're just this lil fluffy bunny who needs to be petted and looked after, all the time. you can borrow my boyfriend, free of charge. he'll be at the house tomorrow. corner him and make your proposition. he already knows the way to your place.
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