NumberCruncher

i don't think we have any fish. i chucked a cookie at one of the geese yesterday. it's still floating in the pond this morning. i'm thinking a fish would have eaten it. they're smarter than geese, right?

and now? i'm contemplating jumping in the damn pond. it is. and i hope you googled that.

mine is still glitchy, but not as bad as yesterday. in retrospect, i should have done myself a favor and thrown the damn phone in the pond at lunch.

I decided to take my chance with the damn geese and go outside for a smoke. Someone from a higher floor in the building was in the elevator as I caught it going down. No big deal. We're all professionals. Just before the doors opened into the lobby, this guy catches my eye in the mirror and says, "heavenly". ::dumbfounded:: I really hope that his wife or girlfriend wears the same scent. And that I don't smell like a French whorehouse... I'll have a hard time getting my sales guy to sniff me to confirm.

Line was surprisingly low considering the vast amount of laundry that's been done in the last two weeks. I'm sure the next one will kick my butt!

Today would be the perfect day to take my laptop down to the patio and work out doors......if it weren't for the two Canadian geese who have recently taken up residence in the pond. Damn them for scaring the crap outta me every time I go out to smoke!!! Cheers to everyone else enjoying the great weather this afternoon!

I've located a teen. I'm gonna try taking out the battery....

Updates??? Crap. I need to find a teenager to check and see if I need those....

If you feel the need to hold your child's hand to the prom, you've not done your job raising them in the years leading up to the occasion.

I wasn't ever spanked by my parents. All that proves, in my case, is that I enjoy the sting of a handprint on my ass now that I'm an adult. Whether I've earned it or not.

That was somewhat intentional. Paranoia over security breaches being what they are and all. My social life can't take any more if a beating and still remain intact.

Got it, but am unable to respond. Sorry HWAM.... I've turned it off and on several times today. Thought about taking out the battery for a few minutes, but am too Stoopid to get the case off the phone. you folks have no idea the level of my frustration right now!!!!!!!!!

I met my son and his date on the Dallas square to take pictures before they went to prom. I'd never dream of accompanying them to dinner.

Is anyone else experiencing serious issues with their at&t cell phone service? I'm sitting right next to someone who is trying to call me...but my phone just sits there, like a brick. When I try to call out, my phone just beeps, and disconnects. I've tried, and failed, to send some pretty important text messages today.....and have gotten a few with time stamps that are hours behind delivery. Is it the solar flares? Is it just my phone? Am I possessed? Or is at&t suddenly a big piece of shiit company???

I lost my dignity in Lipstixxx

I'm saddened that I have no idea what a can of soup is supposed to sound like when opened.

Meh. I'm not opposed to hanging out there from time to time. Only once have I felt unsafe at the station, and that was was 4 years ago...today as a matter of fact....when I was attacked in the parking lot by a surprise kitty. Other than that, the experience is what you make it. Just like the rest of life. ::shrug::

Oooh. If you have to go in the quarter.....make sure to stop at the steak pit for a huge ass beer. And bring the cup home! It's on bourbon just east (?) of tolouse.

creole queen dinner cruise. spend a day in city park. take the street car uptown and walk the shaded streets of the garden district. ride the canal street pedestrian ferry to the wesbank and have lunch at the drydock cafe. (my ex inlaws own the place) blaine kern's mardi gras world is right around the corner from the drydock. you can see all of the floats and whatnot. if you've got a car at your disposal, drive to Marerro and see jean lafitte park. hike the trails all the way to the end, where the swamp opens up into the marsh, gorgeous!!!(had a first date there) then drive a bit further

i seriously think i may have had a small stroke within the past 3 minutes. however, transvaginal ultrasounds aren't that bad. with enough lube, of course. and yeah. folks kinda take this subject pretty seriously. i don't. (i lack the necessary equipment to make me a candidate for smushsmorshun. but i do think that anyone who wants to have one, and can pay for it, should be able to. period. life threatening situation or not.) so, my humour tends to just piss folks off. (even if the dead lil babies get to go straight back to sit in Jeebus' lap.)

that's kind of a ridiculous statement. freedom of speech and whatnot. i'd hate to think you're in favor of giving up one right, while trying to fight for another. crap. now i've gotten all serious. ::sigh::

same reason mine did. pubby has the authority to invisible whatever he wants. too bad we women don't have that authority over our wombs. smushsmorshuns for all who choose!!!!

i know. i'm a terrible horrible person that's going to hell. but this post is the funniest thing i have read in a very long time. thank you. that's all. oh, and i hope you find a class for your son!

really? members get threatened with board expulsion for mentioning the A word.....and yet, Pubby is commenting on a topic all about smushsmorshun?

I'm stunned that Juliette Simms was even on the show to begin with. When she won the battle round, no one mentioned the successful recording career she already has. Don't get me wrong...I've loved her and her band for years...I just don't understand her being on the show.