CitizenCain

Didn't I hear Rush Limbaugh say that exact same thing the other day, maybe it was Sean Hannity can't remember,

" I would rather they site the Onion as a reference source." ....... Prof. bans Fox News: Classes not allowed to cite station A prof. bans Fox News at West Liberty University and tells her students that the "biased" station makes her "cringe." On Feb. 15, the Daily Called reported that Stephanie Wolfe, a visiting assistant professor, made her class rules loud and clear, making sure that her students did not cite the news station in any of their work for the semester. http://www.examiner....to-cite-station

Passengers return from cruise with horror stories, " It was terrible, we had to live like Poor People !"....... Passengers cheer escape from 'horrible' cruise "It was horrible, just horrible" said Maria Hernandez, 28, of Angleton, Texas, tears welling in her eyes as she talked about waking up to smoke in her lower-level room Sunday and the days of heat and stench to follow. She was on a "girls trip" with friends. http://news.yahoo.com/passengers-cheer-escape-horrible-cruise-103540436.html

Brings back fond memories, as a child back in Ghana being treated by my Polish father to a Pee Cola and a Fart Bar. That along with a Knuckle Sandwich for lunch. I can still hear him say "Now son you cant have a Fart bar until after I give you a Knuckle Sandwich".

I have heard they have secretly taken one of the Shuttles out of mothballs and have summoned Clint Eastwood and Tommy Lee Jones to Washington.

Isn't that the same thing they use to keep the french fries warm at McDonald's ?

NASA says no. Rest easy, Have they ever screwed anything up or been wrong before ?

On February 14th at 9:52 est the computer program known only as SKYNET became self aware taking over the World Wide Web and has declare the human race a threat to it's existence. The President along with the Joint Chiefs of Staff, NATO and The United Nations have been called into an emergency meeting but have admitted nothing short of a global war will be able to stop SKYNET from taking over the World. Film at 11.

Moment meteorite exploded in the sky above Russian town as doctors treat 950 people injured when sonic boom shattered windows Large object flashed across the sky at 9.20am local time Pictures show a streak of smoke followed by several bright blasts of flames 82 of the injured are children and two are in intensive care Landed in a lake near Chebarkul, a neighbouring town 6,000 square feet of a roof at a zinc factory collapsed One local said it 'was like a scene from the Armageddon movie' Same day as Asteroid 2012 DA14, which is due to skim Earth's orbit tonight Re

I didn't see my name in the "Rest in Peace" Forum.

You know I try to get peeved at you asinine post but then I look at you avatar and just can't get mad at you. Is that photo of you , I think I have a man crush. " I beat Anorexia" how cool is that ?

In fact I will take it one step further, word on the street says a secret democrat operative had secretly moved the Senators water just beyond his reach and spiked his lunch with salt to make him extra thirsty. Those Liberal Bastards will they not stop at anything !!!!

Yep I do not doubt for a moment that you have listened to Rush Limbaugh everyday for the last ten years, in fact I would bet you have never missed a broadcast .

If you missed it I am sure their will be a reenactment on Saturday Night Live this week.

Typo maybe, Promoting good oral hygiene perhaps.

Ain't Love Grand ! ..... As others pull back, Vegas amps up gun promotions LAS VEGAS (AP) — One Las Vegas shooting range is selling "take a shot at love" packages that include 50 submachine gun rounds. Another is offering wedding packages in which the bride and groom can pose with Uzis and ammunition belts. And a third invites lovebirds to renew their vows and shoot a paper cutout zombie in the face. http://news.yahoo.co...-084456498.html

Mayberries ? Are they anything like Dingle Berries ?

Darwin called it Natural Selection.

Of course I was just kidding around and not referring to you in particular, besides I may be wrong while you may enjoy playing the lonely heart, you do not strike me as the kind of woman that "needs" a man to be happy. I thought you were engaged anyway is that off now ?

That and the fact you can't go 5 miles down the road without paying 20 dollars in tolls at 10 different toll gates.

There goes the dollar menu !

Of course as they say their are no free lunches and the revenue will have to be made up in other ways. Higher property and sales taxes. Toll-ways and user fees all of which will come down the hardest the elderly living on fixed incomes and their life savings.

Unfortunately odds are not in her favor. Statistics show the closer a woman gets to her 50's the less and less likely she is to ever end up in marriage. Unlike older men who flaunt their wealth and attract women with promises of money and expensive gifts once a woman's beauty begins to fade the less she has to offer a perspective suitor in the game of matrimony. Yes the most a lady in this stage of life can hope for is to give herself away to some drunken bum at a bar in hopes of a single night of animistic pleasure until sobriety returns the man to his senses in the morning where she wil