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Enjoy I got a kick out of it.....
KIDS SAY THE DAMNDEST THINGS!!!
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are
first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!
1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the........................................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before.....................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ........ termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ........ how?
6. Don't bite the hand that ....................... looks dirty.
7. No news is.................................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ............................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new .............. math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ........ stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ....................................... me.
12. The pen is mightier than the .................. pigs.
13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ................ pollution.
15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ................................... not much.
17. Two's company, three's ....................... the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ........you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ................... Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ........... spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed .................... get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ........ see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ................. get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than ....................................pregnant.
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I am happy to see DEI as a team starting to come together. Jr has had a rough year with the crew change. I think last weeks race helped and that the crew is starting to listen to JR. I think Waltrip will do very well this year. DEI should be in the hunt and both Waltrip and JR in the top 10 after race 26. RCR is looking good to. Burton did very well saturday. Give me DEI and RCR over Hendrick and Roush any sunday.
GO JR!!!!!!!!
Did I mention that this week is Taladega. Jr always runs well there and well Waltrip will probably be driving the car Jr used there last year. I see DEI at the front again this week.
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Nanny,
You are a wonderful mom/grandma. I am sure you will figure something out. All this talk about kids makes me miss mine. Haven't seen her since Christmas. Makes me want another kid.
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Yea, maybe even find some WMD's and a couple thousand terrorists that want nothing more than to slit your family's throat....Yea.........Then, ......never mind, I was starting to scare myself.
WHOOOOOAAAAA CHIEF! yeah we might wanna rethink all this. How about we stay here where we are already hated and just beat up on the bad guys here.
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my room mate says all he has to do is look at me and he laughs.... hmmmm wonder why?
AJ you are ok in my book and you know if I got a problem with I will make honkin talk to ya and we all know we don't want talkin to by her.....
I love everyone life is great. Why be sad when you can be happy. Laughter cures all!
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I'll give ya two guns. Just wing 'em. I'll beat 'em up and you shoot 'em.
We'll interview them in Prison. You can do the interviewing and I'll take naked pictures of them.
WOOHOO as long as we don't kill em we should be good and clear. But we can only do it in a country where we aren't welcome and we have no reason for being there.
**runs to the local gun store to get extra ammo, then to a camera store to get TONS of film**
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AJ I just want you to know you offend me in every way humanly possible. Everything you say is so off the mark its not funny. I can't believe they let you walk around in publice. People like you should stay out of the gene pool.......
JUST KIDDING AJ!!!! love ya gal!
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Ferg, it has nothing to do with the Prison Issue and has everything to do with having a hatred for Officers and President Bush.
Great content analysis though, Maybe I can haul you around with me and you can do my interviews for me.
Sure sounds great!!! I don't know that my supervisor would be to happy about it. She kinda likes me being here when she isn't.
Pay me good and give me a gun and you got me 
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Foxmeister. I do agree that if he is guilty he should be held accountable.
is it just me NavyEagle or in your previous posts you had this general tried convicted and sentenced. You believed whole heartdly that this general was guilty. Now you say "if" which is it? I am just trying to understand your opinion. One minute he is guilty the next "if he is guilty". Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?
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Aren't politics the reason we're at war in Iraq?
To an extent yes but according to all the reports. I say that cause we don't really know the reason why. You may think its cause of Oil or whatever I may think its cause of WMD. We all have our thoughts on why we are at war. We are at war to better the politics in Iraq yes but they extent that navy was trying to bring politics in was that Bush is secretely planning all this "cover up" with the military. Unless you were there and saw and heard all of this you can't say yes bush is covering it up and sweeping it under the carpet.
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with that thinking cw the soldier who decided to run through the base tossing grenades in tents his CO should be punished for it? You must remember that just because they are a part of the military doesn't mean that they don't have individual thoughts and do things that aren't military approved. about a month ago 2 marines were arrested for shop lifting a target in Pensacola they went AWOL. Punish thier CO? You don't know all the facts I don't know all the facts and all you can do is assume you know the truth. We all know what ASSUMING something does and I really don't want to be made an ass of.
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great job everyone.... Lets stick up for the people who would walk up to you and detonate themselves just to kill you cause you are american. These people are evil and wicked. They will kill you not because you did something wrong. Because you are American. I agree pictures should not have been taken. Unless this Lt. Col guy ordered this then he is not at fault. Just because this is the military makes it any different?
Say you are my boss and I embezol(sp?) millions of dollars from you. You are to blame cause you are my boss and are in charge of me? Is that fair?
BTW Politics and War don't go well together so stop trying to combine the 2.
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Thursday October 2, 2070 I will be like 91 I think.....WOOOHOOO
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1. What time is it? 12:25 PM
2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Matthew Lee Ferguson
3. Nicknames: Fergy, Ferg
4. Piercing: Ears
5. Eye color: Blue
6. Place of birth: Iowa City, Iowa
7. Favorite food: Catfish
8. Ever been to California? No
9. Ever been toilet papering? Yes
10. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes
11. Been in a car accident? a couple
12. Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon Bits
13. Favorite day of the week: Sunday
14. Favorite restaurant: Red Lobster
15. Favorite flower: flowers are for girls
16. Favorite sport to watch: football
17. Favorite Drink: Anything with Tequila
18. Favorite Ice Cream: Not big on Ice Cream
19. Disney or Warner Bros: Warner Bros
20. Favorite fast food restaurant: Golden Arches
21. What color is your bedroom carpet? tan
22. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Never
23. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? Atlanta Braves
24. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Target and Home Depot and Old navy
25. What you do most often when you are bored? Call someone, sleep
26. What is your bedtime? when I get tired
27. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? someone
28. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? g/f
29. Favorite TV shows: 24, Friends, Simpsons, The Shield, Rescue Me
30. Last person you went out to dinner with: Roommate and brother
32. What are you listening to right now? G/F and her son
33. What is your favorite color? Blue
34. Lake, ocean or river? River
35. How many tattoos do you have? 1, I want more
36. Time you finished this? 12:31 PM
37. Have you ever run out of gas? ALMOST
38. Cats or Dogs? CATS!!!!
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Speaking of table manners this reminds me of a story.
In April of 1997 I had my senior prom. I promised my g/f at the time that we would go to a nice restaurant. She tried for several weeks ahead of time to teach me how to eat "proper" not using my fingers and stuff. Well we get to the restaurant and we sit down. I have this very confused look on my face my g/f asks what is wrong. In a quiet voice I say.... "what do I do there are 2 forks, which one do I use?" It was all she could to not fall out of her chair laughing. But thats not the end of it. I make it through dinner without a problem. Desert comes I get strawberry cheesecake. I eat the cheesecake the right way. They had also put a whole strawberry on my plate. I put my fork down and pick the strawberry up with my hands. As I bring it up to my mouth I look up and my g/f has this shocked and I am going to kill you look on her face. Instead of placing the strawberry on the plate I drop it on my plate and begin to wipe my hands off on my pants. My g/f was so crushed. We laugh about it now but she wasn't to happy about it then.
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It is so nice to hear happy tails. Thanks so much for adopting. There are always more, unfortunately.
Trust me if I could I would be the old man with 90 cats. I love cats!
Mine climbed into the fire place last night and got dirt all over her so now I have to giver a bath again.
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Nanny,
Just wanted you to know I will am praying for you.
You're a mom, you're entitled to cry!!
It's not possible for me to know exactly how you must be feeling right now as far as your tragedy, but I have a daughter who moved out once and I too cried for 3 days.
Just wanted you to know that I'm here if you need a shoulder.
Armymom
Not to get off subject but Armymom I would have thrown a party if I were you when your daughter moved out
J/K she is a sweet young lady.Nanny I will also keep you in my thoughts in prayers over the day and the next few weeks.
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God Bless you Nanny. You are a great person!
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I am a guy and I keep a journal. I only use it when I am stressed and need it to help relieve my stress. I will write in it for about 20-30 minutes and when I am done I feel better. Its my way of controling my stress and anger instead of letting it build up and me eventually going off on someone for something so small I end of feeling bad later cause everything I said to them wasn't all their fault. But right now I am happy with things.
I am proud to say I am now dating and I am very happy in this relationship. That is one secret I can tell you guys.
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I have some secrets. A few are hurtful but there is one in particular that is great. I just can't share it right now.
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mine wasn't spayed so I have to do that. I just gotta find somewhere that can do it for fairly cheap. I wish I had longer to get her spayed. She won't leave the house. A white cat I would have to give a bath every 2 weeks. I have 2 others they are both female. No chance of getting pregnant. She is a wonderful cat though. I think she may have allergies. She has been sneezing.
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I adopted an animal this weekend. It was a cat not a dog. She is doing great and loves her new home. I love her being in my home. Eveyone up at the PCAC were very kind and very helpful. Thanks a bunch. She is awesome.
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As was discussed a while ago on here the placing of psuedophedrine products behind the counter will come to Paulding a lot sooner then January 1, 2006. Target Corporation has decided to voluntarily place all these products behind thier pharmacy counters nationwide. This will move will go into effect in roughly 60-90 days in all Target stores across america. I for one think this is a great move on Targets behalf. They want to help reduce the making of meth and this is a good start.
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I didn't see that she has a name on her card. I ended up naming her Rescue since her card read that she was supposed to be put down on the 15th and I adopted her on the 16th. I will post pics soon.
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