cookies are sweet

Here is a good question, Why are pregnant women smug?

Just for momof3.

Awful? Awful? Please....it is a wonderful song and you should be thanking me...over and over.

Dang kid, don't even know what B 17 is. It was our song, it was his song, but it's over.

Aren't you already on the list?

Mine was Progesso Lite Vegetable.

OK, I am only going to say this one time and one time only. You people that don't know nuttin about Gilligan's Island need to backup and stop your harassment of the Professor. Those who know about the 7 castaways and their adventures on the island know that while they boat was still in "fixin" condition, Gilligan, by accident, invents a glue that the castaways use to not only fix the holes in the boat, but seal the entire boat in order to make it watertight. Unfortunately, the glue was only good for a short time an when it failed, the whole boat came apart. That was the end of fixin the

We gotta start wearing ties now?

Wished I had said something about Rome.

I had canned soup.

Neither have the nuts.

I love a good cold soup. I wish there was some place around here that served a good gazpacho. Heck, I wish there was a place around here that served a good soup period. I love, love, love a good soup and sandwich. Surepip makes good everythings. Mmmmmm, good eating.

Just for the record, if there are any religious zealots on here, you don't have to kill me.....I convert. Well, I guess I would have to have a religion to convert from, so what ever word applies, I dood it.

Damn those people who did that here in Atlanta!! I say we go get them and either make sure they face proper justice at the hands of the law or we string them up ourselves!! Who's with me?? What's that?? Over 100 years ago?? No one is still alive from back then?? Ohhh......never mind.

You gotta admit, that was funny.

Tase em again!!

But but but....they are a peaceful people.

How could they be illegal aliens on a country that didn't exist at the time? Wasn't that what the war was about? Until the war was over, there wasn't a United States.

Our bulldog is a lesbian, she tries to hump the wife at night when the wife goes to bed. It is hilarious, you hear the wife yelling from the bedroom, "Penny (the dog's name) get off of me! Let me GO! Stop that!". A 70 lb bulldog is strong.

Works for me!

Ohhhh, he does bark at nothing. After 5 minutes of his barking, the bulldog starts looking around like, "What? What?". After 10 minutes of his barking, the bulldog, after looking all around and looking at us several times like. "I don't get it, do you?", decides that she must be missing whatever it is that the poodle knows about....and then the bulldog starts barking. However the bulldog still has that, "I'm not sure why we are doing this." look on her face.

In that case.....never mind.

Why? Is your doggie a crackhead, bark at nothing, scared of his own shadow, doggie also? Every time, after we have gone to bed, if I get up to go to the kitchen for a drink or the bathroom or whatever, this dog barks at me like he has no clue who I am. This has been going on for years. Poster dog for not using drugs.