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All were very good. I just don't know many cold jokes.Even if all of my jokes on here gets the cold shoulder.

It's so cold tonight I told my wife to put another Chicken on the bed. Do you know any it's so cold jokes? Or maybe it was so hot jokes. Keep them clean please.

When I was in the army I was home on leave on the square in Marietta. A guy came up to me and ask if I would buy the shoes that he had on so he could get something to eat. I told him I could only wear Army shoes so I took him into a resturant and payed for his food and left.

I don't have that problem. The problem that I have when I post all of the people go away. Not even the stalkers will follow me. Saw a man behind a tree. I said are you following me. He said no just using the bathroom.

That's Great Joe.

I have a google toolbar. How do I delete all the searches I have. There is nothing on there for me to click like clear history. I can't see the bottom line to clear them. I use to see it and now I don't. Thanks in advance.

Thank you Betty JO we had one and didn't even know it. We are about 20 years behind everyone else. That's what happens when you get old. I think we are still in 1990.

Oh Well story of my life. The last post I read about mayberries was last night when my wife Rainbow and myself was asking for one. I didn't know you was giving them out today. Thanks anyway.

Betty Jo Honey would you please make me the first person in 2010 to get a mayberry. I would love you so much for that. Thanks

I would tell the Doctor I can only write you half of the check this time and the other half the next visit.

Don;t forget me and Rainbow. Hey over here. Instead of dropping the peach drop the Mayberry. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

A good one .

Can someone tell me where is the Mud Boggen tomorrow and how much does it cost. I think it is Dallas or Hiram. Thanks

A preacher had been preaching for three hours and he said what about Abraham . A man in the back jumped up and said he can have my seat I'am going home.

A preacher had been preaching for about three hours when he said what about Abraham. A man in the back jumped up and said he can have my seat I am going home. Sorry about the double post.

Two good ones. keep them coming.

A man went to the Doctor the Doctor told the man you only have six months to live.The man told the doctor I will never be able to pay you what I owe you in six months. The doctor said I will give you a year.

Come on Folks tell me some more clean jokes. It's bad when you have to laugh at your own jokes. A good one.

BLONDE.

A man met his friend on the street. The man told his friend said I just got a new hearing aid and it has really helped my hearing. The friend said that is great[ what kind is it.] The man said it's a quarter till three.

A preacher had finished his sermond and was taking request for prayer.A man came up and ask the preacher to pray for his hearing. The preacher grabed him by the ears and said Heal Heal Heal . The preacher said how is your hearing now? The man said I don't know it's not untill Tuesday.

I would keep an eye out for those people.

A horse walked into a bar. The Bartender said why the long face? A dog was in a bar when the bartender got mad and told him we don't have dogs in here and shot him in the foot. The next night the dog walks into the bar with two six guns straped on. He said I am looking for the man that shot my paw.

A man driving through town saw two blondes on the side of the street. The one in the front would dig a hole and the blonde behind her would fill the hole back up. The man pulled over and ask the blondes what they were doing. They said we work for the City planting trees. They are really three of us but the girl that puts the the tree in the hole called in sick today.