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    PROFOUND THINKING FOR A WUSSIFIED CULTURE

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    Profound thinking

     

     

     

     

     

    I especially like the #1 rule.

     

     

     

     

     

    To all you old law dogs now just lyin' in the shade, current pistoleros and other fervent Second Amendment believers: I would rather be your friend, but if you are not interested in that, I am prepared to be a capable and efficient enemy.

     

    This is the law: The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental. As John Steinbeck once said :

     

     

     

    1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

     

     

     

    2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

     

     

     

    3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

     

     

     

    4. America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall.

     

     

     

    5. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. (but shoot first anyway, then call 911)

     

     

     

    6. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?'. The Ranger responded with, 'Because they don't make a .46.'

     

     

     

    7. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

     

     

     

    8. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'NO Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.' (Winchester Model 94 30-30 Cal. and loaded with Winchester Silver Tips, no doubt).

     

     

     

    9. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

     

     

     

    AMEN!

     

     

     

    To this I will add my comments. I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. To which I said I did. She said 'well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, 'of course it is loaded.' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your house?' My reply was,'No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching afire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and THEY ARE ALL LOADED.'

     

    So, what's a girl gotta do?

    in Internet Cafe

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    To get a mayberry around here? :o

     

    So, who else has been good and un-noticed?

    I'm feeling alittle ignored as an upstanding p.com citizen.

    I'll just hang out at the Bluebird Dinner. -_-

     

    Who else is gonna hang out with me?

    Am I deserving of a Mayberry ???

    GIFT CARDS, GIFT CARDS, GIFT CARDS

    in Internet Cafe

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    not really. Only intelligent women who arent wound up so tight that they cant laugh and beat the crap outta you.

    well, I've never had a woman beat the crap out of me....talk my ear off, yeah.

     

    Joe, I got a gift card too. My boss gave me an all-day trip to the spa. Includes the works, massage, facial and lunch. :D

    there's a joke somewhere there and I can't quite put my finger on it.

    GIFT CARDS, GIFT CARDS, GIFT CARDS

    in Internet Cafe

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    Joe, I gave you a gift card suggestion, what more do you want? hey, I bet you could buy the Gipper lunch with that Subway card! :lol:

     

    oh no, wait! We'll be at Starbucks! :lol:

     

     

    Joe, we are laughing now, and the drive ain't over. :p

    You two make me feel right at home....like sisters giving you a hard time.

     

    Women always seem to be quicker witted.

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