NumberCruncher

home now. just want to sleep for a couple of days. thanks for the well wishes.

hey yall. i'm waiting for a new IV line and some benedryl. the nice nurse brpought me a dr pepper a frew minuteas ago. should be able to sleep through the night now. love to all.

willie. i see you lurking. you better post.

thanks. this is prolly why my dogs are acting up.

pie.

then it would become common. and you know how i feel about commoners.

jeebus christ. i wish i had all day to stare suspiciously out the windows of my home, instead of working full time.

still partial to slut-tastic. when speaking of shoes, of course.

ack. that was horrific! not to be confused with whoreffic. completely different animal.

i swear to gawd. if you bring home some foreign disease, like the ones discussed on house, i'll kick your ass.

i'm on an automatic loveletter kick. worry. SQUEE!!!!! i might sleep in your pants tonight, one.last.time.

oh.dear.god.

i.love.you. and.... i was thinking the other day.... how cool would it be if i was a daydream believer, and you were a homecoming queen?

:tapsout: i cannot compete with your looks, voice, charm, or milkshake.

:screaming&laughing:

i can't hear you. i'm fantasizing about burgers and shakes.

boring. i just hate lettuce. none of that on a sammich. not for me.

all the way baby!

i nair'ed yesterday. should be good til tuesday afternoon. come by the house after work! prolly need my hair washed too.

if by 'high heels' you mean 'fuzzy socks' i've got that covered! you should meet some of my friends. they're hot. prepare yourself for incoherent texts while i'm on morphine. you too, dream girl.

i just want to thank all of y'all for the prayers, well wishes, offers to help, kind words, and/or funny/inappropriate texts/phone calls. if i don't die tomorrow, i'm gonna have my hands full trying to repay everyone for all the stuff they've done for me. hopefully one of my girls will post here and facebook to let y'all know i survived, and who got mentioned while i was on drugs. love to all!!!!!!!!!! of course i'm dramatic. duh, it's ME.

pretty sure they'll leave that up to god to decide.

the camera guy is knocked up?

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they make a pill for that.