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Did Brian Williams really save Private Ryan?

I hear that he had to take a leave of absence to defend his 2014 Master's championship.

If you grow up in a barbershop, chances are dang good you're gonna get a haircut. If you grow up in a drug house, chances are you're gonna use drugs. These are truths, no matter the race, sex, religion or economic condition of the people involved. In fact, chances are the more money and fame there is, the higher the chances are of..."getting your hair cut".

I been meaning to ask you, just when do you plan on sending me that $100?

What can I say? I am getting help.

Dang immoral heathen running around attacking good god fearing christian folk. I agree you should be able to have your own beliefs, but if they disagree with mine, I'll just have to convert ya or kill ya. I agree with both of y'alls posts. I think her post was speaking about people in general, as do those posts that refer to religious people who try and convert all they meet. I didn't think her posts was offensive, but that is just me. I would love to talk with you more about your beliefs, we only scratched the surface that day, but I think that you and I, surprisingly, have more

I am having a great time with this premise. It gives me the giggles.

Brian Williams announced that he would be heading up the internal probe into his claims.

What can I say, I have a host of friends. As Brian Williams said when accepting his Academy Award for Norma Ray, "You like me. You really like me."

Ride that mule till it collapses and then, get a new mule and start over again. Yeee Haaa Mule train.

Yep. A friend of mine has a brother who runs the freight elevator for buildings under construction in NY. He said that until you give his brother some cash, your materials will never get on his elevator. According to my buddy, his brother has full control over what goes on that elevator and unless you pay him "bribe", your material will sit at the ground floor for ever.

What??

Move over Forrest Gump, Brian Williams is the new king. Brian Williams was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

If a zombie bites a vampire, does the vampire become a zombie vampire? If silver kills a werewolf and a stake through the heart kills a vampire, why does a silver stake through the heart just make my ex mad?

This just in! Brian Williams announced that what he meant to say was, he was in a rowboat that took enemy fire and started sinking, while crossing the Delaware River with George Washington.

Now that is what we want to hear!

I bet Thanksgiving with that family is a real hoot.

Not sure if he ever ware a blue tie, but I did see him once wear a blue tie.

Given my support of Brian Williams's right to tell whatever "misremembered" stories he wishes, I reluctantly post the following items that it turns out Mr Williams may have also misremembered. ..that he is Spiderman ..that he killed Hitler ..that he is Spartacus ..that he landed Flight 1549 on the Hudson River ..blew up an asteroid that was headed for Earth ..drove Miss Daisy ..delivers presents to all children on Christmas Eve ..helped ET phone home Before judging this man, I ask that everyone take a long hard look at our selves and ask, who among us haven't misremembered these

ISIS

Mine are on the orange ones, St James Place, Virginia Ave and NY Ave.

I will say this, if Brian Williams did lie, it would almost make me sorry he survived the sinking of the Titanic.

Happy birthday to a young lady that is as pretty on the inside as she is on the outside.

I suggest that people withhold judgment about Brian Williams until they know his life's story. For those who are interested in learning about Mr. Williams life, you can watch the story of his life, American Sniper, at the theaters.

I want to let those of you whom I have told the story about my days as an astronaut and the time I spent on the space station know...I misremembered that story. Turns out that while at the top of the St. Augustine lighthouse, I watched the space shuttle take off. This happened many years ago and I was just trying to pay tribute to our astronauts and it kinda came out wrong. (anyone want to buy a genuine moon rock for a really good price)