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    So, this stinks.

    in Internet Cafe

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    :huh:

    Glad somebody has faith in me. :lol:

    Every other class I've walked into I've walked in ready to dominate, and have done so.

    I think my problem is the fact that there's not a class to walk into. No teacher teaching, no asking quesions, just a box to put your answer in and hit 'Submit'. :unsure:

     

     

    It's Math Modeling. 'Functions and Change, A Modeling Approach to College Algebra'.

    I think I just need human explanation. The book isn't cutting it.

     

     

     

    Yeeeeeah, most of those are tutors that want $40 an hour. We have a Math Lab, which is free and they will help with everything until you get it mastered....but it's from 8-5, and I'm in my office from 8-5. :(

     

     

    See above. :D :wub:

    I can't count pass 69.....or I don't want to,

    So...I'm thinking about changing my screen name...

    in Internet Cafe

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    Ok- I guess I'm done pouting now! :D BTW- I'm gonna make it to Karaoke Friday night with AGG.

     

     

     

     

     

    I know- but I gotta give him a hard time because he deserved after the dinner thread! B)

     

    I am sure you guys will have a good time! I won't be able to make it.

     

    Ok- I guess I'm done pouting now! :D BTW- I'm gonna make it to Karaoke Friday night with AGG.

     

     

     

     

     

    I know- but I gotta give him a hard time because he deserved after the dinner thread! B)

     

    Hmmm wth did I do know :lol:

    I'm hungry

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    :p striper- as in striped bass. Smarty pants! :rolleyes:

     

     

     

     

     

    Hubbys head (two of them) on a silver platter! :ph34r:

     

    :lol: what? You have a problem with him putting money in someone elses garter? :lol: ALMOST nuttin makes Brandy more angry either. Theoretically speaking anyways :ninja:

    I'm hungry

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    Aw heck- just save me some leftovers. Hubby just called and wants fried striper and the fixins- so I'm off to make a greasy mess in a little bit.

     

    Striper or stripper? :lol:

    I'm hungry

    in Internet Cafe

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    I'm gonna eat there Friday night (FINALLY) gonna have a girls night out with AGG (Moxie). :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

     

     

    I think I may sneak over to JetMan's and eat with them - hope he cooked extras!

     

    Come on! I always cook enough to eat a few meals when I fire up the smoker :)

    I'm hungry

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    I put a whole Boston butt in the smoker at 9AM and it's smelling good

    I plan on boiling some corn on the Cobb and some taters in spicey crab boil seasoning to go with.

     

     

    What are you having?

    Summer Classes for Men

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    I think I uttered those very words one Friday night at MacFarlane's and almost got my ass whooped by 5 or 6 women. P.S.A: Remember: Hydrocodone and copious amounts of beer ain't the best combo when it comes to flexing the ole' social muscle :p

     

    LOL. As soon as I hit submit I was thinking they are going to ask if I'm calling them fat. I know better than do that :)

    Air France crash: some experts starting to say the

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    The Airbus is totally fly by wire. There is only 1 cable in the entire airplane and that is the back up for the horiztal stabilizer.

     

    I am not buying the frozen pitot tube story, the pilot has one for his airspeed indication. The co- pilot had one for his and there is a stby emergency one as well. Keep in mind that the pilot can tell his screen to read the co- pilots data and vice versa. What ever happened on that flight happened very suddenly. I can believe a fatigue failure of the v-stab in the turbulent storms.

    Zach Wheeler - MLB Draft

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    yes, you may be just now hearing of him -- but you also just joined p'com in Feb 2009!

     

    The color green is a Monster ya know .... and doesn't look good on anyone if you ask me! JMHO! AND ... "Hater-aid" doesn't taste good either! :lol:

     

    Good Luck to any kid -- from any school, anywhere in the country -- in the drafts today! Why would you wish them anything else?? Most of them have worked their tails off ... and will be millionaires in a few short hours! WAY TO GO GUYS!!!!!

     

    I don't think baseball makes millionaires right off the bat when it comes to draftees. More than likely he will recieve a nice signing bonus and league minimum. Not real sure though.

    So... I am writing my resignation letter today..

    in Internet Cafe

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    Found one!

     

    Dear Bossman

    This is to inform you that

    [ ]your socks don't match

    [x]vitamin C doesn't cure baldness

    [ ]a new opportunity has presented itself

    [ ]I've had it up to here

    [ ]enough is enough

    [ ]I'm tired of striving for mediocrity

    [ ]I've hit bottom

    [ ]it's time for a change

     

    and I am therefore

    [ ]tendering my resignation from your company

    [ ]leaving society

    [x]taking tango lessons

    [ ]getting plastered

    [ ]learning Swahili

    [ ]having hallucinations

    [ ]chugging green tea

    [ ]waxing poetic.

     

    I wish to advise you that

    [x]there's a funny smell in the lunch room

    [ ]I can't water-ski

    [ ]I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead

    [ ]I've become dain bramaged

    [ ]libraries make me want to shout

    [ ](enter a date) will be my last day of employment.

     

    I would like to thank you for

    [ ]the experience of having worked for (name the company)

    [ ]a very strange time [ ]having me committed

    [ ]buying me the bunny slippers

    [ ]explaining the meaning of life

    [ ]not wearing Bermuda shorts.

    [x] peeking down my shirt during our weekly meetings.

     

    Yours truly,

    SouthernChickie!

     

     

     

    Or this one?

     

    Dear Boss,

     

    You know why I want to resign?

     

    Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore. When I don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t visit my blog anymore. When they don’t visit my blog anymore, my hits drop, I become unhappy.

     

    When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image is affected, your business is no good. When your business is no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot like me. When you eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me.

     

    You see. Boss, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good because I care for you, Boss.

     

    So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go.

     

    Regards,

     

    Southern Chickie

     

    :lol: :lol:

     

    I like the second one :)

    Im speechless

    in Internet Cafe

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    Wow, that is Very cool to hear!! I guess you can't under-estimate your kids

     

    I used to practically beat the bricks off the poor child because I thought he was just being lazy. Thank God that Brandy was always there to keep me in check!!

     

    Congrats to them and you!!!

     

    TY very much. I just talked to Brandy (wife and Mother) and she cant keep from crying.

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