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joeherren

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  1. If possible try to get a car for cash next time....you can get a run around car for ,$1,500 or $2,000.

     

    It would probably be wise for "most" people to just pay cash for cars....unless you can lease as a

     

    business expense or something.

     

    Best of luck. I wish I could do more.

  2. :lol: :lol: :lol:

     

    I know exactly what you mean!

     

    Though, nowadays I just ask them "how much change ya want back?" and laugh as I watch them flounder around forever trying to figure out that I owe them 2.37... If I'm in a hurry I help 'em along by telling them how much I owe them... Hell, one of the funniest things I have ever seen is when this woman went back inside to find a calculator to figure out how much the tip would be if she just rounded the bill up to $30.00 on her credit card... :wacko: :wacko: :lol:

    I thought it was hilarious when they'd squeeze their eyes real tight and try to think.

     

    People are funny, well I say funny, I'd rather laugh thinking about the collective IQ

     

    of Americans rather than cry.

  3. I was always amazed at how slow people were in math....it's rediculous.

     

    If somethin' cost $8.37 and they give you a $20.

     

    If you can't figure that out in your head that is sad.

     

    They need to teach math in school before they worry about their self esteem.

  4. One thing that annoys me is people who can't do math.

     

    I went to the gas station and bought something that cost $1.40.

     

    I said give me 38.60 in gas.

     

    I hand her 2 $20's

     

    She says...."I hate people who can do that"

     

    ...and she's the cashier.

     

    I remember when I delivered pizzas many years ago.

     

    You'd tell people what there change was and they'd look up

     

    in the air all confused and say somethin' like.....

     

    "are you sure" ??

     

    Either that....or they'd just have sex with me :p :p

     

    These people are gonna pull the lever for Obama though.

  5. I misspelled frightening.

     

    Of course I went to public schools too.

     

    I remember all the liberal icons and their

     

    photos posted eveywhere. LBJ, JFK, MLK,RFK

     

    Liberal indoctrination may not work but they certainly try.

  6. Folks, you could argue that liberals have good intentions and that the only

    reason liberalism has never worked was because we've never had the proper

    people redistributing the wealth.

     

    Where could you find a better collection of people than here at PCOM ????????????

     

    If redistribution of wealth can't work with the good people of PCOM.....it can't work period.

     

    So, let's show our heart and love for fellow man and take up a donation that not only is a good

    intention but (unlike liberal programs in past)....but a good result.

     

    If you look at the Paulding.COM news on the front page......

     

    .....it is obvious beyond words that our fearless and oppressed leader (PUBBY) burdened by the

    cold hard realities of our capitalistic system and evils of the Bush Administration is in dire need

    of a new sports jacket.

     

    Lets' round up donations and buy PUBBY a jacket of his choosing.

     

    In these hard economic times PUBBY, we are afraid we can't come up with the money for slacks

    but since you are only seen from the waist up, I think it will suffice.

     

    Who's in ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

     

    Check your heart.....it should be bleeding.

  7. OK, I'LL GET SERIOUS AND GIVE YOU SOME GREAT ADVICE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT YOU'LL BENEFIT FROM THE

     

    REST OF YOUR LIFE.

     

    ONE THING TO DO (NOT SO MUCH IN JOB INTERVIEWS) BUT IN LIFE IN GENERAL.

     

    DO THIS ONE THING AND YOU'LL DO MIRACULOUSLY BETTER WITH PEOPLE..

     

    WHAT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT PEOPLE IS THIS........

     

    M O S T

    P E O P L E

    A R E

    S E L F

    A B S O R B E D

     

     

    Just listen to people when they talk to you and let them talk as long as they want.

     

    When you have someting to say.....START OFF REITERATING SOMETIHNG THEY SAID.

     

    People love to be paid attention to...so whoever it is you want to endear yourself too.

     

    LET THEM TALK AND AFFIRM TO THEM U R LISTENING AFTER THEY FINISH.

     

    SIMPLE BUT IT WORKS

     

  8. I'VE SAID PCOMMERS WERE HYPERSENSITIVE....

     

    I'M WORKIN' ON IT........MY SENSITIVITY

     

    What I learned in Sensitivity Training last week.....

    >>

    >> Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie

    >> and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips,falls off the

    >> tower and is killed instantly.

    >>

    >> As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone

    >> should go and tell his wife.'

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    >> Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do

    >> it."

    >>

    >> Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

    >>

    >> Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' '

    >>

    >> Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.

    >>

    >> 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she

    >> gave you beer?'

    >>

    >> Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said

    >> to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.

    >>

    >> She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'

    >>

    >> Then I said , 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

    >>

    >> Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive sheeze

    >>

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