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    wreck at Depot Drive and Hwy 278

    in General Countywide News (archive)

    Posted

    I saw a terrible accident this morning at Hwy 278 and Depot Drive.  I was wondering if anyone knows about this and the people who were involved.  It has deeply disturbed me; wanted to know if everyone was OK.  But from the looks of one vehicle, I fear bad news.

    Heard something on the scanner about 9:15 about 278 being closed temp. Had one person packaged for Paulding hospital. Hope everyone involved is ok.

    Buffalo Wild Wings Triva

    in Internet Cafe

    Posted

    Its Thursday and that means its time to have some fun down Hiram way. :) Come and join the Pcommers for trivia tonight. :rolleyes: We got second place last week, can 1st be around the corner? Come join us. The Griffins might show and make it interesting ;) or maybe The graduate will head another team. :unsure: No matter what, its fun fun fun. :D

    Buffalo Wild Wings Triva

    in Internet Cafe

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    The team to beat?? Us!!! TheGriffins can't come tonight.. :D :D Just messin with ya. Really, come help us make informed choices as to correct bidding in the bonus round. :blink: :p This is the night the trophy comes home. Who wants to help?? SEE YOU THERE!! ;)

    So...you want to get married!

    in Internet Cafe

    Posted

    So...you want to get married!!!

    A couple had only been married for two weeks, and the husband,

    although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and

    party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll

    be right back."

     

    "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

     

    "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

     

    The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the

    refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12

    different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

     

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could

    think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar.. you know...

    they have frozen glasses... "

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him

    by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer

    mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just

    holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the

    bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't

    be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

     

    "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took

    out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in

    blankets, mushroom caps, pizza rolls and pork strips.

    "But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty

    words and all that..."

     

    "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?

     

    LISTEN UP CHICKEN cheeze! SIT YOUR

    a$$ DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED a$$ ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT cheeze IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA$$?"

    and, they lived happily ever after.

    Isn't that a sweet story?  :blink:

    :lol:  :lol:

    :lol: :lol:

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