Ernest T Bass
Mayberry Sheriff-
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Their you go Little lady.
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I don't know about Carter but i did.
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Yea i am still alive well and a kicking.
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She will surely have her hands full trying to cut my hair. Sounds like she knows what she is doing.
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Hush! You have lots of stages to perform on and I only have one. So there.
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I am being robbed. I gave out 5 mayberries. Here bewbie hugs
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I can fling a rock at the skoolhouse winder. Would that be something to talk about?
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Are you sure? :search: Hold tight there just a minute. LPPT gives me Ernest bewbie hugs.
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LPPT can you helps me get rid of the fake ernest's please? ...then can I have a bewbie hug or 3?
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I cry when i drop a rock on my fuut. It hurts for a good long while after I do that.
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Now that their is not a half bad idea. HUM!HUM!
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Hang in there Little Missy you will make it.
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Not around these parts. Me and Barney did have a good time fishing down by the lake today. Caught me the biggest old catfish you ever did see.
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Nah, Fishy lives in the water.
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Well it happen like this. I had one in my pocket but i got a hole in it. Those Mayberries sure are heavy. I had one just the other day do the same thing .When it came out of my pocket it hit my big old toe. That thing hurt for a many a day.
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...OOOOOOHHHHH fake Ernest its good when Boss comes by cause he brings Daisey wit him. she is REEEALLLL purdy. Hi little lady glad you could drop in.
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OH! ********************** Boss Hog. OK, ok. who were furst?
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Who is leavin' a pie on the window sill for me to steal, nab, ahhh taste?
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Imposter? Yall is all imposters. Caint a one of yall fling a rock lik I can. Thats allrite, Andy give me the keys to the squad car. I'm making a run to Moonlite Road. dat is da fake Ernest. All promised mayberries has been handed out by me - the real Ernest T Caint I play a little while furst?
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Wonder if I should try me some of the shavin' soap? Might help me with the ladies? Where's Floyd he should know what I needs. Good lucks with the sales!
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Sorry no one has gotten any Mayberries yet. I have the biggest darned old hole in my pocket. I am sure if i keep looking i will find one some where.
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Who me?? Them mountain women are wild as a cat.
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That sure is purty.