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Ernest T Bass

Mayberry Sheriff
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  1. Their you go Little lady.
  2. I don't know about Carter but i did.
  3. Yea i am still alive well and a kicking.
  4. She will surely have her hands full trying to cut my hair. Sounds like she knows what she is doing.
  5. Hush! You have lots of stages to perform on and I only have one. So there.
  6. I am being robbed. I gave out 5 mayberries. Here bewbie hugs
  7. I can fling a rock at the skoolhouse winder. Would that be something to talk about?
  8. Are you sure? :search: Hold tight there just a minute. LPPT gives me Ernest bewbie hugs.
  9. LPPT can you helps me get rid of the fake ernest's please? ...then can I have a bewbie hug or 3?
  10. I cry when i drop a rock on my fuut. It hurts for a good long while after I do that.
  11. Now that their is not a half bad idea. HUM!HUM!
  12. Hang in there Little Missy you will make it.
  13. Not around these parts. Me and Barney did have a good time fishing down by the lake today. Caught me the biggest old catfish you ever did see.
  14. Nah, Fishy lives in the water.
  15. Well it happen like this. I had one in my pocket but i got a hole in it. Those Mayberries sure are heavy. I had one just the other day do the same thing .When it came out of my pocket it hit my big old toe. That thing hurt for a many a day.
  16. ...OOOOOOHHHHH fake Ernest its good when Boss comes by cause he brings Daisey wit him. she is REEEALLLL purdy. Hi little lady glad you could drop in.
  17. OH! ********************** Boss Hog. OK, ok. who were furst?
  18. Who is leavin' a pie on the window sill for me to steal, nab, ahhh taste?
  19. Imposter? Yall is all imposters. Caint a one of yall fling a rock lik I can. Thats allrite, Andy give me the keys to the squad car. I'm making a run to Moonlite Road. dat is da fake Ernest. All promised mayberries has been handed out by me - the real Ernest T Caint I play a little while furst?
  20. Wonder if I should try me some of the shavin' soap? Might help me with the ladies? Where's Floyd he should know what I needs. Good lucks with the sales!
  21. Sorry no one has gotten any Mayberries yet. I have the biggest darned old hole in my pocket. I am sure if i keep looking i will find one some where.
  22. Who me?? Them mountain women are wild as a cat.
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