wildcats819

Bad girl, bad girl, what cha gonna do, what cha gonna do when they come for you...

Hide in restroom when store closes come out steal lottery, cigs & what ever..

Cancel responders, fire out..

THOUGHTS FROM THE DITCH Hello everyone. I took a few days vacation. The dogs, kittens, chicken & I went to a great sandy ditch near Mcpherson. Worked on our tans, played some vollyball, just generly relaxed, good to get away from the daily grind. Well when we got home we find that the strange guy that lives in the big pipe that goes under the road had rumaged thru our stuff & taken some of the kittens things. Well the dogs were all for going down & whipping some butt. The chicken's logic won out & they will wait until next week when he goes to the sym

THOUGHTs FROM THE DITCH Wow last night & today was a hot one!!! Had to walk down to the twin lakes & fill my water bottle.. This took my mind off my hunger.. Now I have a problem, do I eat the chicken ( a one time meal ) or do I wait for it to lay eggs??? Think I'll wait for the eggs, but it better hurry up, cause this crowing is gonna drive me crazy... Till tomorrow, your friend,,, Ditch Boy

THOUGHTs FROM THE DITCH Sorry sir, at this time I feel that I must retain my skull. Since no one has felt the need to dump a hat rack into my ditch I must use it ( my skull) to hold my hat. But be assured that when/ if I find I no longer have a use for it ( my skull) you will be the first to know... Thanks for your interest.... Ditch Boy

THOUGHTs FROM THE DITCH Well it's been a slow , hot day & a half .. Yesterday two cyclist came by & the second one droped his water bottle. It was almost full & rolled into my ditch, was that flavored stuff but ditch dwellers can't be chosey... Did'nt see the coyotes but the possums came back & brought about 37 friends... Oh more good news. some peckerwood tossed a sofa into my ditch. Now I have a place to sit or sleep... Two rednecks came by about dawn & dumped 2 dogs, 16 kittens & a chicken.. Woke up last night thought I heard MJ & RAK ca

THOUGHT's FROM THE DITCH Got some rest last night, rained a little so got some water that way.. Had visitors, 2 coyotes, 1 raccoon, 97 possums.. Still have faith in MJ & RAK they will find me... Someone dumped a computer desk on me . makes it easier to write..

Wierdo, Wierdo, I resemble that remark... It's a pretty deep ditch, you may not be able to get out... Note to self: don't wear camo when lying in a ditch.. Self: but I thought that was what you wore when dear hunting... Note to self: your not the reddest apple on the tree...

Note to self:trying to pick up(something just ran up my pants leg) a woman by lying in a ditch, not one of your greatest ideas.... self: but she is searching now, I know she is... Note to self: your not the sharpest stick in the pile.... self: I must be having a flash back. I'm talking to myself & anserwing...

Water, water.. Get away buzzard, shoo, shoo.. The Lord is my sheppard....

Starting to get very warm in this ditch. I hope she hurries up.... Note to self: Next time you go to lay in a ditch , TAKE WATER.....

OK Mistress Jess, I will make your dream come true. I'm going out & lay in a ditch northwest of Dallas. Come find me....

My thoughts exactly, now that would be a keeper....

Yeaaaah, Billy....