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True Am I right?
Yes........I was at a petting zoo and they brought out a cub and it ran up my pants leg.
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True
I was once attacked by an albino tiger.
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Anybody know how to bake brownies?????????
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Mermaid and I can't make it tomorrow night, but we'll see you Friday!
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They're kicking in my door!
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HEY!!!!!!!!
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Has she eaten at the Awful Waffle in the last week or so?
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OK guys...I saw her on the Tyra show and they showed one of the guys that was bidding on her!!!!
I was doing OK too until they realized it was confedrate money.
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You could have at least let me vacuum before you dropped by.
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Did you know that if you had a big green ball in one hand, and another big green ball in the other hand, that you would have full control over the Jolly Green Giant?
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Fried possum, broiled possum, possum under glass, possum fritters, possum ala king, possum on a stick, grilled possum..............................
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woot! lemme get a hollar...when's the sleepover housewarming?
I'll bring the brownies!
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Did you know that according to research that the major cause of death amoung labratory animals is research?
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Do I hafta wear my pants?
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A salt and pepper shaker was filled ....but here's the miracle - I didn't fill them. I have no idea how this happened other than wondering how our home was blessed by this miracle but it is the season for wonderful things to happen.
Although I'm Methodist, I'm calling the Vatican to see if they will investigate and certify the miracle.
OK.....I'll fess up.....I snuck in your house last night and filled your salt and pepper shakers while you were sleeping. I've been doing it all around Georgia and parts of Florida and Ten. for years now. I just can't seem to stop.....all those empty shakers.....so little time......
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Need some ideas on reasonably priced places to have a baby shower.
Bath tub?
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OJ should have worn a burka at his trail.
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They will go as far as their ankle bracelets allow.
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Don't you feel guilty about making a gingerbread family homeless on Christmas Eve?
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The Chineese just sent two migs up.....Santas takeing evasive action.....stay tuned.
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Or you can call me. None of the houses I've worked on have burned down since last week.
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Its errand time, time to go to Rockmart....take Holly Springs Road. While driving down that road I see four tires, a box spring and mattress (two different locations) lots of trash (fast food, beer cans, etc) and I am asking myself WHAT IS THE DEAL PEOPLE????? WERE YOU RAISED BY WOLFS????? The countryside of Paulding County (what is left of it anyway) IS NOT YOUR FREAKING DUMP!!!! Take your trash to the DUMP KNOTHEADS!!!!!!! I, FOR ONE AM REAL TIRED OF SEEING YOUR GARBAGE ALL OVER THE COUNTY!
Ahhhh....I feel better now.
Wolfs are cleaner.
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I know a little about everything and baby I can guess the rest.
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I know all you mothers mean well but I know for a fact that if it were your son that you would do the same thing as sillyme. I wish I had grown up with a mother like that.
True or False
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I lived in a Tibetan monastery for two years.