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twerp

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  1. Yeah. Well God didn't put jet fuel in your ass but you still get on the airplane too.
  2. Barney and Goober rush to the scene with guns a blazing and a dragnet of the entire area.
  3. Yeah. Whatever. Good day my hind quarters. The supervisor called and said today is a unpaid holiday for the whole plant. I don't want to do this 2 day work week again.
  4. Don't go giving me a big head now. The mrs. is calling me for dinner.
  5. My wife went to church with her mother at the Church of God today and I met them for lunch at Ryan's. Came home and cut the grass. Got some friends coming over for a few beers and cards at 6. Bet that is them that rang the doorbell now.
  6. I sense dancing unicorns in a glowing spring meadow of fresh spring flowers with just a hint of lemon. I think I just threw up in mouth a little.
  7. We need to cut the taxes more and lay off a few more people to streamline the county. We want to make sure we get a full day work out of every employee.
  8. Private market insurance has fixed the problem. Lose the job. Lose the insurance. What the hell happens if one of the kids gets sick? A compassionate people want to keep people without the option of not being in this sort of bind.
  9. Someone and I were in a ridiculous argument today. She thinks there is a right of way with buggies, much like there is a right of way with vehicles. what do you think? If there is right of way, to whom do you yield? The old lady or man? The lady or man with the most kids? a man involved in paulding politics?
  10. My wife is crying the baby is in preschool.
  11. If you've seen it before then you know it is bullcheeze just like the teenagers that were parking and the guy got out to pee and she looked around and his head was laying on the trunk. Bogie man stuff. Or anywhere where black people are. Or jehovoh witnesses.
  12. My grandma's cousin twice removed said her neighbor's daughter almost took some gum from a lady friend at work that she had laced with asprin. She is allergic to asprin!
  13. I looked it up on snopes and it said it was FALSE. Bullcheeze. Did not happen. Not true. Good God we are so gullible.
  14. The email got you going on race and on a nice dressed black man doing something innocent but really is evil to harm you! Watch out for nice dressed black men because they are as evil as baggy pants black men and even the religious one are out to get you. Don't you see that is what the email rumor was tryign to do and you fell right in?
  15. Can't trust them. If they are at the mall you bet they are looking for a white girl to get to join their gang too.
  16. Just be safe and don't talk to any black men. Be really safe and don't ever take anything from a jehovahs witness. You never know if they didn't put a chemical on it that would make you pass out and those black men would do all sorts of evil.
  17. You really think there is a chemical they put on a magazine that he handled that wouldn't do anything to him but would cause her to pass out. How ridiculous does this sound.
  18. For the love of God. It didn't happen to her. It was in the email she got. This is how rumors get started and people are scared of the bogie man for years. Except this is the black man at the gas station.
  19. So it was one of those emails. That settles it. I'm not letting my wife or parents go to the gas station with out being armed or until these bandits are caught. If it is in the email it must be true. I googled Watch Tower and now know what that is. Not just black people but jehovahs witnesses too. Must be evil and they just have to be using something that looks good to do evil.
  20. People will believe anything and this thread proves it.
  21. If they flash their lights at you, don't flash back because it is a gang thing waiting to kill somebody.
  22. So start rumors on pauding.com with nothing but gossip that it just had to be something on that thing handed to her because it was a bunch of black men and they just had to be watching. That's what I'm talking about.
  23. Could have been the cologn. Could have been your blood pressure went crazy. Could have been you're coming down with something. Those men could have just gotten back in the car and weren't even paying any attention to you. Alot of guessing here. If it turns out to be nothing how will people think about black men nicely dressed who come up to them and offer them a Watch Tower magazine whatever that is.
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