shannonsolomon
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Noah's ark only had one door and one window
Jesus wasn't a baby, but a toddler when the wisemen finally got to him after a long journey and they were living in a house, not the stable...
not preaching just bizarre info I have in my head...sadly there isn't usually info there that is actually useful
I love bizarre info! What else is floating around in there?
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My flatulence smells like magnolia blossoms. Who wishes to dispute me?
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Dear alli™ manufacturers:
Please add the following to your treatment effects list:
"Do NOT take alli™ with the Whopper Combo Meal"
Sincerely yours,
A Concerned Customer
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Well, Titanic's on. That's always good for 3 hours or so and a nice little cry.
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Is it bad that I could sing the whole theme song from "Greatest American Hero" without even thinking about it?
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Well while we're on the subject, I bought a Linksys WRT54GS and tried to set it up. In the box was a router, a set-up wizard with Norton Internet security on CD-ROM, a network cable and a power adapter. I thought "Why, this should be so simple! After all, it comes with a WIZARD"! Now, I consider myself to be a fairly competent and intelligent person. I am rethinking this. After multiple attempts to install this thing I finally gave up and called the 800 # and let some automated lady talk me through it. NOT at all like the CD (which still won't cooperate). So now we can use wireless internet in my house, but I guess anybody who sits outside my house can use it too because I can't figure out how to set a name for the network or a password, etc. And my kid is getting popups like crazy and has probably already destroyed her laptop.
Oh yeah, and my daughter was involved in an accident this morning and her car is totaled and I've already started drinking beer. Sorry, just thought I'd get all the venting out of the way in one post.
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Every boy's best friend!
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I don't know Vu. I DO know the Lee practice. I DON'T go to the Lee practice anymore. My opinion is to go to Vu.
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Are all of your neighbors aware that this is happening? If not, let everyone know that there are people creeping around at night. Make it a neighborhood problem.
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As long as I die (in my sleep at the age of 106) before my children I'm fine with death.
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I'm out of beer.
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I'm still waiting for my hover craft. Or a teleporter.
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you'll only be in the hospital a night or 2. You don't need much for that and you're not going to get any sleep anyway. Go to bed it's 1:08am!
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you said "tootie" that's what my girls and I said...
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Last kid I had was at (now closed) West Paces hospital in 1991 and if I had to have paid for parking I would have made sure I bled all over everything! Gross, I'm kidding. I wasn't there long enough to worry about what to take with me. Take big pads and something comfortable to wear home. Oh yeah, they make you take the baby home, too!
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Oh God. "Cash to get out of the parking lot". oh that sucks doesn't it?
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Let me guess. First kid?
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And before you get out of there make sure you save those emails and any other writings. print emails or forward to home. etc.
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Call the labor board on his ass. Then look for something new.
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School will be out. They won't take the risk with the school buses. I have plenty of beer so I don't care!
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Dear Lovapet,
Exactly where do you live and what time is dinner? I will brave the onslaught of this wintery blizzard for some fried chicken, green beans and mac and cheese.
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I cut my toenails coming home from work down Dallas Hwy one day. But traffic was bumper to bumper and not going over 3 mph.
something you know that others may not
in Internet Cafe
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My original (true) hair color: almost black and curly
My original (actual) weight: 8 lbs 12 oz
Ha!Ha!Ha!