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    Bad Weather

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    i'm over here in birmingham on summer break hopefully to be home soon they are hyping about the hurricane over here and won't quit about it until it stops :angry2: :glare: :glare: :glare: :angry: :angry: :angry: it just makes me mad

    Going to Walt Disney World

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    Best thing to see at night is ILLUMINATIONS over at Epcot Presented nightly at 9:00 pm it is a Fireworks/Laserlight shoe at the World Showcase it is very fun plus there is a Awesome Musical Soundtrack to go along with it :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

     

     

    Hopefully that will attract you

    HEADLINES For the Year 2029

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    Subject: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029

     

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

     

    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

     

    Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

     

    Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

     

    Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

     

    Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

     

    France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

     

    Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

     

    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

     

    Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

     

    85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

     

    Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

     

    Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

     

    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

     

    Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

     

    New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

     

    Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

     

    Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

     

    IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

     

    Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

    AND A MAN'S FAVORITE ONE OF ALL.....

     

    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut!

     

     

     

    HA HA HA HA HA LOL LOL LOL LOL :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D those are good

    Armadillo

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    today at 9:45 Am a Aramadillo was found in the gym at PCHS during the graduation practice for seniors and caused a scare for the girls in the gym it must have been a senior prank :blink: :blink: :blink: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

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