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Oh, & about those new tablets ... they must be written in the original Hebrew, not even Latin or Greek, & certainly not modern English. Make sure there is no cheating on that.
Mud slinging already? You are already slinging mud at your opponent?
I love it! This is going to be big bucks!
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So TBAR has thrown down the gauntlet (While disgusting a lot of us with his demands that turned into very revealing lowered expectations on his parts (Sorry, I meant part)).
What with the cheerleader thing going terribly bad, maybe we can charge some certain amount for pay-per-view, and twice that amount for pay-per-don't have-to-view-but-can-listen-anyway.
Of course, his worthy opponent has not weighed in yet, but I understand that just as he was about to respond, he got mad and smashed some stone tablets he had been working on with somebody he knew. My sources tell me he will have a comment as soon as the replacements are completed, although that may take around 40 days.
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This will be my first time seeing this! What is it? I am excited about going to Christmas EVE services this year!
The Little Drummer Boy is just one song that they do. It's different from the usual version because during parts of it there are drums playing. It seems like they are everywhere. Just everywhere, and all kinds. It feels like everyone has the same feelings as the drummer boy. Then add some fancy lights.
I've sat around during rehearsals just listening to them do it over and over.
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SUGGESTED QUESTION:
"OK, I like the policies of the George Bush administration.... TBAR, sit down I haven't asked a question yet... And I like his prayer breakfasts where he has brought people of all faiths together to... Ithiel, PLEASE sit down! I'm not finished yet. I SAW THAT! Somebody please take their silverware away. Thank you. Please sit down. PLEASE sit down. I'm concerned for my safety. Anyway, here is my question. Wait for it...Wait for it.... OK, CAN WE GET SECURITY IN HERE? Here is my question. Do you think people of differing political and religious convictions can... OH, THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK! Please gentlemen, sit down, and can we get some medical help in here? Anyway, do you believe.... Oh, now you've done it. Look at this, I'm bleeding. No, TBAR, I'm not concerned about the care I'm going to get under the for-profit health care system, and yes, Ithiel, I am secure about my eternal destiny if this should turn out to be worse than I thought. Can I ask the question please? Do you believe... NO! Drop it, drop it, drop it! Mister moderator, I would like to withdraw my question".
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West Ridge is having their Christmas Eve Services at 2:00, 4:00 and 6:00.
We've been told that Steve will be doing The Little Drummer Boy again. Anyone who saw it last year will know what I'm talking about.
That is worth the price of admission. It's gotten to where that is my favorite moment at Christmas.
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First ground rule: cheerleaders. We have to have cheerleaders. The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders would be my first choice.
I dunno. You mean the Pink Tutus would be one of the tag teams? That's an idea.
(1) We are on a bit of a budget here, but do know a bar where guys like to dress up like cowboys and dance. Would that be close enough?
(2) That might work. The Pink Tutus vs Thongs for the Mammaries. Might be a draw for the aforementioned cowboys. They might pay instead of working for scale.
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ROFL!
I ain't holding no babies. Done my time with little ones. Bah Hum Bug.
Can we have a real forensics debate? Complete with judges & everything?
How about those BOTs that we can build. There used to be a TV show about it.
Do we eat before the Main Event?
I would prefer tag team. Maybe even a Texas Cage Match.
This could be a big time money draw.
This is a work in progress. Have your people call my people.
Are you cool with the pink tu-tus mentioned earlier? I think that is a few grand right there.
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Can I provide the popcorn and other refreshments for this colossal smack down?
Absolutely! But remember: All proceeds go to my daughter who happens to be named Charity.
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But what about the Puritans???
But we should not worship false idols..........says that somewhere in the scripture. Was it OT or NT?
(1) OK, he can't ruminate about the bleak future for the little bugger due to the failed political policies of the Puritans, either.
(2) Focus. Look right here. It's a bunny.
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LIGHTNING ROUND TIEBREAKER CHALLENGE:
TBAR: Initiate and participate in a post regarding the joy of holding a sleeping baby. Post as needed to keep it at the top of the RECENT TOPICS page.
RULES: You must play it straight. You may not ruminate on the bleak future for the little bugger due to failed political policies of the past.
Ithiel: Initiate and participate in a post regarding cute little bunnies. Post as needed to keep it at the top of the RECENT TOPICS page.
RULES: You must play it straight. You may not post any web links that prove that the Easter bunny is a pagan icon for de debil.
The winner is the one with the most posts.
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Contest No:2 - Hangin' from the cross
Predicted winner: Neither - Both chewed through their bindings, jumped off and ran and hid when they relized Tow and Thoughts had piled up wood under their opponent's crosses and were now argueing over the gas can...
But first Ithiel looks over at TBAR and says, "You complete me".
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Contest No. 1 - Walking across water
Predicted winner: Nether - Tbar will try to reason with the water and run out of time. Ithiel will get struck by lightning for even trying...
I predict they will both sink. TBAR will blame the government and Ithiel will claim that he has already done it in the past, if you will just go back and check the web.
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Question 1: "Who do you think you are?"
Followup to question 1: "No, really, who do you think you are?"
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Oh.
I'd prefer the more plausible challenge of wit and tongue.
Possibly a premeditated topic, a random topic submitted by P.COM, or one that was voted on and decided by majority?
Well that's no fun (In my personal opinion). That's just another day in the Forum Topics.
So far I have found $6.32 cents in my couch, and I want to see some action for my money.
Wait a minute. Just found another nickel. $6.37.
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We could perhaps set this up to air digitally with voting...
Winner decided by the judging, but still allowing the community to covey their own collective opinions.
I guess that's one way to go.
I was thinking more about Jello wrestling while reciting web links.
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Perhaps a hosted debate, done with rules and pre-disclosed judging as well as pre-decided forum method?
Well of course Pubby would be the moderator. And the referee. And the only one packing heat.
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Have an addemdum...they must get a facial too.
Having seen TBAR before, I think that goes without saying. Don't know about Ithiel. He might have to check his web sites first.
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Working on a title for the match:
How about GOOGLE VS XIAN - THE FIGHT FOR YOUR MINDS.
OK, it's a work in progress...
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I am more liberal than you all, but even I don't want to see that, unless they shave their faces, pits, backs, and legs. They must also get hair extensions, manicures, pedicures, wear makeup and ball gowns with high heels. They must also wear thongs, bras, and panty hose. I would then consider it.
I could live with those rules.
I personally love panty hose in cold weather.
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haha....We're you around Pcom long enough to remember the "pink tu-tus"??
No, but just thinking about it, I feel as if I was.
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Absolutely nothing. All I have to do is walk into the political or religious forum and get it for free.
What if they had to come in drag?
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I'm sure both sides will need their handlers.
We can give the profits to Charity.
My daughter Charity would love that.
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They might just kill each other trying to agree on the rules.
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How much would you pay for this fight of the Century?
I'm willing to put in all of the change in my couches.
Ithiel vs. TBAR on Pay Per View
in Internet Cafe
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I think that should we go with the tag team format, TBAR might consider that, personally.