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WHERE DO RED- HEADED
BABIES COME FROM?????
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!"
"Nonsense," the doctor said".
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted."????? ?" This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? "
The man seemed a bit ashamed . "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."
"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently.
"It's rust."
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I am so glad you got the baby out. It sounds like this my have been destiny for you.
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Thats not nice.
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I love this show!
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On my way home about 20 mins ago there was 3 cop cars on 278 and they were walking the road looking for something. I got about 5 mins down the road and here the come flying past me into Hiram. I lost sight of them when I got to the Tractor Supply. I was wondering what was going on.
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Stupid question but how do you find out if you are registered or not. I think I registered when I renewed my liscense last year but I can't remember.
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Speaking of Kelly..did she ever say who the father of her son is? I was flipping back and forth btwn 90210 and Secret Life of an American Teenager.
When Kelly was talking with Brenda she made a comment about being on the phone with Brandon. If you recall earlier in the show she was on the phone with her childs father. Hmmm?
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Good vibes coming your way.
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I dont feel that I should be denied alcohol if I go out to eat on a Sunday. I am not Christian so why do I have to live by Christian rules. If you dont want to drink on Sunday then hey I can respect that, but dont try to force your choices on everyone else. For example what if you can't drive an automobile on Tuesday because that is the day I worship Mother Earth and you would be polluting the earth with you car.
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Why is sunday any different from the other days. The government does not religion in it yet they questions to sell alcohol Sunday because it is a christian day. It just another way for the government to control us. Any ways my point is that Sunday should be like every other day.
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I have alot of boxes too, since I am not moving. You are welcome to every one of them.
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There is one on Dallas Hwy by 92 right now. I just passed by it and they had lots of cars and semis pulled off the road.
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Hannah
Shawn
Candace
Heidi
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Aleice
Payton
Paige
Kylie
Briget
Starr
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Here is the latest standings:
Sequoyah at Cherokee 22914 50%
Rome at East Paulding 20341 44%
Come on people Vote Here!
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Come on people we are 16 behind!
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The blackberry is a good phone but we have a special department that deals with the blackberry phones because they are so difficult. When it comes down to the Tilt or iphone I would say that it is actually a personal prefrence. I do want to make aware though that the applications that are coming out for the iphone are awesome. I cant give much details but I personally would go with the iphone
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We have a 200+ lead on them now
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Sequoyah at Cherokee 12554 47%
Rome at East Paulding 12664 47%
Harrison at Peachtree Ridge 1595 6%
Woodward at Lovett 177 1%
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Just voted and here is the count
Sequoyah at Cherokee 12490 47%
Rome at East Paulding 12476 47%
Harrison at Peachtree Ridge 1552 6%
Woodward at Lovett 177 1%
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Out of the 3 you listed I recommend the Tilt. A different phone that is awesome for this is the iphone. The only thing not included in the plan listed above is texting. We at ATT have been selling the iphones like crazy to the large business industries because they find it like a mini laptop on the go.
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Oh my, I am speachless
I know this was done before but
in Internet Cafe
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Eliminate ear mites.
All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in your cat's or dog's ear... Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.
Kills fleas instantly... Dawn Dishwashing Liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.
Rainy day cure for dog odor:
Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.
Did you know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers?
Did you know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns?
Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoid peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 tablespoon horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil for instant relief for aching muscles.
Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly-even though the product was never been advertised for this use.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid ove it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus : Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine Mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.
Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear Nail Polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.
Smart splinter remover: Just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue
off t he skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.
Hunt's Tomato Paste boil cure... Cover the boil with Hunt's Tomato Paste as a compress. The acids from
the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broke blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine , a powerful antiseptic.
Vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.
Quaker Oats for fast pain relief... it's not for breakfast any more! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
Do you have any?