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  1. I am trying to be a good bride and be organized.  I just went to the Probate Court of Paulding County and they have two options for the amount of the license.

     

    $16.00 with Certification of Premarital Counseling (cash or money order only)

     

    $51.00 without Certification of Premarital Counseling (cash or money order only)

    What is Premarital Counseling?  Where might we participate?  Is this the one in the same that my parents went through at the church?  I'm confused. 

     

    Can anyone enlighten me?

     

    Thanks,

    Brooke

     

    FYI For the future brides, I saw this name change kit.

     

    Brides Name Change kit

     

    With our kit you can change:

     

    Social Security/IRS records

    Drivers License

    Vehicle Title/Registration

    Voter Registration

    US Passport

    Banking/Financial records

    Vehicle Lease or Loan

    Credit Cards

    Insurance Records

    Medical Records

    Employment Records

     

    Inside you'll also find:

     

    Easy-to-use, 6-step name change kit instruction guide to walk you through the process.

    Checklist to assist in compiling your name change record changes.

    A free gift for the bride

     

    Congatulations on your upcoming wedding. Be each others best friend.

     

    Jeff

  2. Real things said in court

    These are things that people actually said in court, word for word.

     

    Q: What is your date of birth?

    A: July fifteenth.

    Q: What year?

    A: Every year.

     

    Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

    A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

     

    Q: How old is your son-the one living with you.

    A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

    Q: How long has he lived with you?

    A: Forty-five years.

     

    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

    A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

    Q: And why did that upset you?

    A: My name is Susan.

     

    Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

    A: After the accident?

    Q: Before the accident.

    A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

     

     

    Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?

    A: We both do.

    Q: Voodoo?

    A: We do.

    Q: You do?

    A: Yes, voodoo.

     

     

    Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

    A: Yes.

    Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

    A: Yes, sir.

    Q: What did she say?

    A: What disco am I at?

     

    Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

     

    Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

     

    Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

     

    Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

     

    Q: Did he kill you?

     

    Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

     

    Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

     

    Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

     

    Q: She had three children, right?

    A: Yes.

    Q: How many were boys?

    A: None.

    Q: Were there any girls?

     

    Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

    A: Yes.

    Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

     

    Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?

    A: I went to Europe, Sir.

    Q: And you took your new wife?

     

    Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

    A: By death.

    Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

     

    Q: Can you describe the individual?

    A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

    Q: Was this a male, or a female?

     

    Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

    A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

     

    Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

    A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

     

    Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

    A: Oral.

     

    Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

    A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

    Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

    A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

     

    Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

     

    Q: You were not shot in the fracas?

    A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

     

    Q: Doctor, before you signed the death certificate, did you check for a pulse?

    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for breathing?

    A: No.

    Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you signed the certificate?

    A: No.

    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. But now that you mention it, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere :lol:

     

     

    Jeff

  3. I"m sorry, I thought they were yours :ninja: .  It is still cute! :lol:  Come on, there have to be more parents than me whose kids are "caught" in the act of something funny....no one?!? :o

     

    No problem. I didn't mean to make you think they were mine :lol: Too old!

     

    I just wanted to share it because I cracked up when I saw it.

     

    Jeff

  4. Not from the internet...but from personal experience. I can look it up on the internet and have..but..I'm curious if anyone has had any experience or knowledge of the Urantian beliefs prior to you guys goggling it.

    If a spiritual discussion evolves here..I will ask for this post to be moved..but right now..I just want to know if anyone has had any exposure to this Spiritual Concept.

    I understand that the beliefs evolved out of a medical case at the University of Chicago in the 1950's...

     

     

    Here is an information site about Urantia:

     

    Urantia Information

     

    http://www.1atvsource.net/urantia/

  5. OK, I am going to re-work p.com's ad.  Pubby and I have been PM'ing back and forth, and I would like to ask everyone to help me w/ some ideas to make this a eye catching ad.  Fancy slogan, highlight areas, anything...help us out!

     

    Are you looking for help with graphics? Is this going to be a banner ad?

     

    Jeff T

  6. Has anyone seen the prices rising again? As of 4:30 this am the Chevron at HWY 61 & Hiram Sudie had regular at $2.59. The Chevron down the road had it at $2.54.

     

    The Texaco at HWY 5 and I-20 in Douglasville had regular at $2.51.

     

    Jeff

  7. I am browsing the net trying to locate an off air antenna for HDTV reception of the local Atlanta stations. The problem would be trying to buy one, pay for shipping, and then discovering it doesn't work as advertised. Does anyone have one installed that works? They have them now that will mount on the satellite dish but I can't see one of those working very well.

     

    If you do have one, I would appreciate it if you let me know the MFR and Model # and where you purchased it.

     

    Thanks in advance.

     

    Jeff T

  8. On the way home I saw that a state patrol had the intersection blocked at 61 and Hiram Sudie. He had something laying in the road.

     

     

    I was sitting in my truck at the light waiting to turn onto Scoggins Road (still waiting on a turn signal to be put on the red light!) when the State Patrol turned on his lights and stopped traffic. He was by the McDonalds on Scoggins pointed toward Hiram Sudie. He then went to his trunk on pulled out the spike strip to attempt to flatten the tires. I heard the siren and saw the truck heading straight toward me, meanwhile hoping the spike strips didn't cause the tires to blow out immediately and hit me head on :o

     

    The weird thing was the driver negotiated around the stopped traffic and then by me with a strangely calm look on his face as if he was just out for a drive.

     

    If you were a criminal it would have been an excellent time to be doing something because I believe every car in the Pauilding County Sheriff's Department were in this pursuit :lol:

  9. Interesting fact on the city Budapest. I was there in the 90's and the locals informed me.

     

    Budapest is situated on both sides of the Danube River. On the right bank stands the hilly and wooded Buda and on the left bank, on the plain, Pest.

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