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  1. Adam Kenneth Higginbotham

    in May they rest in Peace

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    Adam Kenneth Higginbotham, 27, died Friday, July 24. An Assembly Worker in D/23-12, Adam had been with the company only a short time. He started June 3, 2009.

     

    Funeral Services will be held Monday, July 27 at 3:00 p.m. at the Clark Funeral Home Chapel in Hiram, Ga. Interment will follow in Peaceful Meadows Memorial Cemetery. The family will receive visitors at the funeral home on Monday until 1:00 p.m.

     

     

     

    Lockheed Martin extends its deepest sympathies and condolences to Adam’s family and friends.

     

     

    OUT TO EAT...

    in Internet Cafe

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    go to the pizza farm in buchannan, it is off of 120 hwy after you cross hwy 27 in buchannan. better food and more for the money and with no wait to be seated. eric is the owner, he used to own half of the pizza farm in rockmart. excellent steaks and pizza.

    Hinton finally admits he killed Melendi

    in Internet Cafe

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    :angry2: greg (butch hinton brother) was a excellent fellow, i knew him for years when he lived in paulding county before the media run him out of georgia. don't take it out on greg and his familly. i umpired for years with greg and went places with greg and family, greg always said if he did it he would that would be it between him and his brother. the media was at his house when he got up and when he went to bed, not something he wanted his kids to face. dont take it out on the hinton family.

    MARRIAGE

    in Internet Cafe

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    This is great!!

     

     

     

    Marriage - Part I

     

     

     

    Typical macho man marries typical

     

     

     

    good-looking woman and after the wedding,

     

     

     

    he laid down the following rules:

     

     

     

    "I'll be home when I want, if I want and

     

    at what time I want

     

    and I don't expect any hassle from you.

     

    I expect a great dinner to be on table unless

     

    I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

     

    I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and

     

    card-playing when I want with my old buddies

     

    and don't you give me a hard time about it.

     

    Those are my rules!

     

    Any comments?"

     

     

     

    His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me.

     

    Just understand that there will be sex

     

    here at seven o'clock every night

     

    whether you're here or not."

     

    (SHE'S GOOD!)

     

     

     

    ************************************

     

    Marriage (Part II)

     

    Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the

     

    day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

     

    The husband yells, "When you die,

     

    I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

     

    "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

     

    "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die,

     

    I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

     

    "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"

     

    (HE ASKED FOR IT!)

     

    ******************************

     

    Marriage (Part III)

     

    Husband (a doctor) and his wife

     

    are having a fight at the breakfast table.

     

    Husband gets up in a rage and says,

     

    "You're no good in bed either!"

     

    and storms out of the house.

     

    After sometime, he realizes he was nasty

     

    and decides to make amends

     

    and rings her up.

     

    She comes to the phone after many rings,

     

    and the irritated husband says,

     

    "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

     

    She says, "I was in bed."

     

    "In bed this early, doing what?"

     

    She says, "Getting a second opinion!"

     

    (YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)

     

    ******************************************

     

    Marriage (Part IV)

     

    A man has six children and is very proud

     

    of his achievements. He is so proud of himself,

     

    that he starts calling his wife,

     

    "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

     

    One night, they go to a party.

     

    The man decides that it's time to go home

     

    and wants to find out

     

    if his wife is ready to leave as well.

     

    He shouts at the top of his voice,

     

    "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

     

    His wife, irritated by her husband's lack

     

    of discretion, shouts right back,

     

    "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

     

    (DITTO!)

     

    **************************************

     

    Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment

     

    A man and his wife were having some problems

     

    at home and were giving each other the

     

    silent treatment.

     

    Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,

     

    he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM

     

    for an early morning business flight.

     

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence

     

    (and LOSE),

     

    he wrote on a piece of paper,

     

    "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."

     

    He left it where he knew she would find it.

     

    The next morning, the man woke up,

     

    only to discover it was 9:00 AM

     

    and he had missed his flight.

     

    Furious, he was about to go and see why

     

    his wife hadn't wakened him,

     

    when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

     

    The paper said,

     

    "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

     

     

     

    Men are not equipped

     

    for these kinds of contests.

     

    God may have created man before woman,

     

    but there is always a rough draft before

     

    the masterpiece.

     

    SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN

     

    WHO NEED A LAUGH...

     

    AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.

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