[Local author can't wait to launch his new thriller]

You all do realize that its not a coloring book right? I find it very hard to believe that most of you can actually read.

[WINGS-N-WHEELS DOWNOWN HIRAM GA.]

BBG it is a shame that you are going to have to disappoint thousands of our citizens because of the rain

 

Perhaps you could video tape a nekkid rain dance for us and we can judge the quality of your dancing

 

 

I'll make a nude dancing video of me doing the running man and the hokie pokie just for you.

[WINGS-N-WHEELS DOWNOWN HIRAM GA.]

Please don't streak at the Briar Patch later.

 

We will be eating supper there and I don't think I stomach the sight of you naked while we are eating.

 

 

If you can stomach that food, you can stomcach me doing naked cartwheels through the dining area.

[Holy heaven! What is that smell?]

Damn you Bookworm and your clever titles!!!!!

 

Damn you Bookworm and your clever titles!!!!!

[WINGS-N-WHEELS DOWNOWN HIRAM GA.]

I heard that some last minute things may be added to the venue, I will update if I hear anything.

 

Also if you look in the coupon forum there is a coupon for Olive tree if anyone wants to have dinner there that night.

 

 

I'll be streaking around 4pm.

[Daytona 500!]

Yeah. Of course that's what I meant.

 

It's truly sad to see someone trying so hard to be clever and failing so badly.

 

 

I thought it was somewhat funny. Do you know what Dale Earnhardt Sr. and Pink Floyd have in common?

 

Their last big hit was "The Wall".

[Daytona 500!]

Jr and Tony are going to hook up...

 

 

By hook up do you mean get married and adopt asian babies? I knew it!!!! Only I thought it would be Gordon and Jr.

[OK, here's a question.....]

In order to make Nascar more interesting they should make all the drivers get out of their cars and run the last lap. Also, I think Micheal Waltrip should get a 27 lap lead because the guy just cant race. Darrell must be embarassed about his retarded little brother. And why even worry about Jr.? Is he really even relevent anymore? He is just a male version of Danica Patrick. Big name, very few trophies. He was decent 5 years ago.

[LAWN MOWER REPAIRS IN HIRAM, DALLAS, P.C.]

Do you do tune ups,oil changes and/or blade sharpening on riding mowers?

[You could be next]

You do a "Pure Romance" party and I'm there.

[Stuff for sale]

Oval poker table with 4 chairs. I'm not sure if they actually came with the table, but they are being sold with the table. The table has folding legs and cup holders. $100 OBO.

 

Working neon beer sign. $65 OBO.

 

2 Playstation 3 games-Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 ($15 OBO) and Black Ops ($30 OBO).

 

Bakers rack. $15.

 

Large wire dog cage. $65 OBO.

 

A very solid pine dining table. No chairs. $40.

 

Rolling kitchen cart with 3 wire drawers. $15.

 

I will try to get some pictures posted this evening.