[THEY WALK AMONG US]

A little something from a dear G/F.

THEY WALK AMONG US

 

I was at the checkout of a K mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill.

 

She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY

 

favor and gave her the money. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and

 

knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...

 

same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin at

 

MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane.

 

 

 

.......They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the

 

girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free."

 

"They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free."

She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

 

......They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted,

 

"Look at that dead bird!"

 

Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

 

......They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north

 

because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

 

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her

 

head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff?.

.....They Walk Among Us!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.

One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.

 

I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly,

 

I said, "Uh, Pacific."

.....They Walk Among Us and some are related!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.

 

She keeps it in the trunk.

 

.....They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it

 

was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%

 

discount.

 

.......They Walk Among Us and are professionals!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and

 

told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry

 

because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has

 

your plane arrived yet?"

 

.......They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be

 

alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for

 

some time before responding.

"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

Yep, They Walk Among Us,

 

AND they reproduce, and

 

WORST OF ALL.............

 

they VOTE !

 

Everybody wonders why certian *cough cough* presidents win elections...