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Ours is so slow in the EPHS area that our DirecTv can't download on demand programs.

Thanks, I don't need an "app" per se, but a mobile version of the regular website might be handy. I'm not at that point yet.

I've been working on upgrading a business website of mine. I have all the content in place along with all the photos. Just restyling and reorganizing things. I bought a really neat template that is just what I want. It is CSS based, and that is where I'm struggling. If you understand CSS and all the protocols, I sure could use some help?

Most of the time, prescriptions are cheaper than the undertaker....

No more blood pressure than that, do you even bleed when you cut yourself?

Please research the appropriate similar maneuver for males and get back to us.

Since we are a-dreaming... I'd like to see the birds go after DE Aldon Smith of the 49'rs.. Smith on the line, Sean Weatherspoon at LB and William Moore in the backfield, and you'd have a Missouri Tiger defense.

Remember when Avis Car Rental had the slogan "We Try Harder"? The employees all wore pins with that slogan. I had an uncle who was on the road a lot for business, and he used to take those pins and scratch off the "We" and leave that for servers whose service was sucky.

Nah. you just need to go change your socks.

Are they competitive with Maaco, etc.? I have an 05 GMC Savana that could use a paint job.

I'd like to nominate my bud "Stradial" for a Mayberry or three. He cracks me up with some of his antics.

Yeah, but you were 14 years old, too.

Well, just damn!!! It's the same thing the Global Warmists/Changists are doing. How come you aren't outraged about that bogus crapola? All that is no more ruthless than telling the world world they will drown because of melting polar ice caps....maybe, in 500 years, but to avoid that we have to have a carbon tax.

I know.. let's send you and ZC on a vacation together. I'm sure both of you would be thrilled to have a receptive audience for your respective drivel. And think of the peace and quiet around here....

I would politely call your attention to a natural phenomenon called "photosynthesis". You know, that process where a leafy plant REMOVES carbon from the atmosphere and emits OXYGEN. Go ahead and start burning "renewables" (current plant life) and see what happens to your oxygen supply. I remember reading not long ago that there are several hundred thousand times more trees on the North American Continent now than when the Pilgrims landed. So, maybe all those leafy plants are looking for some carbon monoxide to synthesize back to oxygen.

I'm guessing that 2nd grader isn't in Clayton County schools.

Other than the episode where Diana DiGarmo was competing for the title, I can proudly say I have never watched a single show, and counting. Ditto for whatever that dancing program is.

Well, hell. That's a pretty small task. There's probably only one or two morons on the planet more leftist than Oblabber.

OMG!!!! THAT in a bunny suit?

It's good to get a chuckle about some of the stupidity. What's down-right frightening is that these morons on the city council/legislative body actually thought they were "doing their job". Equally frightening is the mentality of those who elected them in the first place. And now, we have some of the same ilk of morons staying up nights in DC trying to govern.

Bwahahahahahah! :rofl: PLEASE tell us that you didn't type that nonsense with a straight face, that you were trolling? Please? I've met you face to face. I know you aren't THAT stupid as to believe any of that 46 words of nonsense that came off your fingertips.

Let me know if that works. So I can send you a bill for my consulting services.

Just, damn. Pubby, what flavor Kool-Aid are you drinking?

I wouldn't hold my breath awaiting an answer. And, in your list of things that humans have to forego, you forgot to mention all the campfires at night in the jungles of Africa and South America. No more burning up any trees. No, sir. All that carbon emissions WILL stop. NOW.

Elmer Fudd