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Eddie Bennett

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  1. I saw Paul Jones take Lord Calvert's daughter Virginia Dare out riding on Two White Horses down to Cobb Creek, near Green River where he gave her Four Roses and took out his Johnny Walker, and put it in her Crab Orchard, and that started the Wilkins Family. I'm Just Old Grand Dad.
  2. Take another little piece of my heart, now, Baby! You know you've got it, if it makes you feel good.
  3. Or Loed, want ya me and Stonewall another round?
  4. When I'm out on the town and there's witches around, lord help me find one with her pantaloons down.
  5. When I get on P.com, and act like a clown, lord help me over come this powerful old frown
  6. You deserve a lot! Just for fun, let Eddie A. sing you a song, for me!
  7. I was up in a tree acting like a nut, and a squirrel looked at me, and said, "Oh Lord want you buy me a 4 wheel RV this nut's to big for my basket you see."
  8. I wonder if Jeffery Lash competed with KBR Inc. for government contracts. Lash only worked part time for IFLScience so he could divide his time between his fiance and his full time occupation as a private contractor for a branch of the United States Government.
  9. I've got one-a those, Sw! I want the lord to buy me ... well I know he ain't gonna do that.
  10. Yeah, especially if the first one is not good for you! I wasn't born yesterday, and I'm not getting old, G D. Hell, I'm already damn old, Sir! Respect what your elders tell you.
  11. I'm glad you like it juleeberlla. Sometimes you are the most beautiful woman in the world, too!
  12. I am, lo! Don't you know that I always get into more chit than I deserve? Juleebella said elbow grease was OK. I just thought we were having fun. Can't I have a little fun?
  13. "If you get into more chit than I deserve, then you know what to do about it." - Janis Joplin
  14. Lo, What cause the boy to even move was the electric charge going through his body. I don't care if a cop blinds you, with a blow torch. lay there and take it.
  15. Low, I'm coming by to Do Si Do, with ya. Can you Do Si Do? I have been exercising enough to have some good movement, Baby! Lord have mercy lo! I'm Gonna Get Down, And I Want You To Get Down With Me.
  16. The Moon It Shines, Baby, SO BRIGHT TO SMOOCH, but I warm so easily dance me loose. I'm a Dinging Dong Daddy From Dumas, low!
  17. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CC8QFjACahUKEwiDw76o64XHAhXDvIAKHVNdADU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fixr.com%2Fsp.glenn-s-mower-small-engine-repair.html&ei=16i7VcP7E8P5ggTTuoGoAw&usg=AFQjCNF0Lw0khtIK4PijVTlKwxGGnFUPpw&sig2=W9RcjdYWGEfbJsDCjljPpA
  18. Thad, I know you don't agree with a lot of my attitude. But, Thank God, you are still here with me! I helped you drink some wine once, and maybe I can do that again sooner or later. If you should have to go before I do, I'll always remember your struggle with your health. That has been bad enough, Sir, but you also struggled with your God given rights, in Paulding county. Maybe God will see to it that the people who treated you bad will have to answer for their misdeeds, to you. I hope you can let go, and let God take care of things for you, now! Further. I may not totally
  19. This is a little different, low, but it happens something like this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- People think I'm crazy, low, and the only thing that scares me is that mentally ill people may get shot to death in front of children. My policy is not to talk to police, when they have their guns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc
  20. You've got that right, C C! Judges should be elected by the public, and never appointed by the Government. But, even that can result in people, who believe they should be controlled (like by martial law), electing Judges who like martial law.
  21. Well, I think you are a great person, jenilyn! You have always, and I do mean ALWAYS, treated me with the utmost dignity and respect. I don't think your kindness will ever be obliterated, to say the least! .
  22. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8fngd15c9I
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