[July Special!]

Gotta earn that fun money for next weekend.

[July Special!]

That's a GREAT deal!

[I need a job]

Workout Anytime in Hiram is looking for personal trainers

[Naughty or Nice?]

Morning, P.comers; Britaini, here.

 

Now, I know we have a lot of romance readers out there, and I just want to take a moment to tell you that there are Classic Lit titles that are not boring, that are full of romance and even *gasp* smut! (Yeah; I said it.) And I am not ashamed to tell each you reading that Fanny Hill: Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure by John Cleland is one of my all-time favourite classic lit pieces... and believe me, it is seriously... ummm... graphic.

 

And for those of you who like things a little more tame, why not try a little D.H. Lawrence? Lady Chatterley's Lover is fantastic! And Sense and Sensibility is a must read!

 

All that to say, Classic Literature is on sale today @ 20% off. Oh, and now would be a good time to pick up those summer reading titles... just sayin'.

See you soon!

 

I don't know if I'd call D.H. Lawrence exactly tame.

[cuts and furloughs to the men in blue may cut local revenue]

Teachers have been furloughed for the past few years. However, our workload hasn't decreased--the state obviously doesn't care if students--i.e. future voters-- come out "stupider" since we don't generate revenue.

[NEW SOCK MONKEYS w/ HOODIE]

VERY cute, but neither of my kids' schools

[School Closed]

Students are out--Teachers must report, jsyk.

[THEME NIGHTS - for ADULT KARAOKE!]

Yeah me too

Just ask Copschick or lollipop, or beckymrob...they will tell you!

[THEME NIGHTS - for ADULT KARAOKE!]

hey b me and you can go as angels lol

But I AM an angel

[THEME NIGHTS - for ADULT KARAOKE!]

Same answer. Not ME. Are you looking an a mirror or something?

Nope, you must be thinking of a different "friend."

[THEME NIGHTS - for ADULT KARAOKE!]

Anyone have a Nun's costume I can borrow?

There were a few at the p.com Halloween party...

 

Need I explain further how I AM UNLIKE A HOOKER OR DO YOU THINK I SHOULD LET IT SLIDE THIS TIME?

Ho--Hooker...same diff.

[THEME NIGHTS - for ADULT KARAOKE!]

I am NOT dressing up like a hooker!!!!

Hun...they said UN-like you--ALTER-ego 8)

[THEME NIGHTS - for ADULT KARAOKE!]

Yeah...bwitchy IS my alter ego

[What's for dinner?]

I haven't a clue--thought the kids would be back, but they're not going to be, so I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to do...

[YO ~ TOW!]

He seems to be busy in another thread right now...

[sure is Quite in p.com land tonight]

This whole place has been quite quiet for months. :yawn:

[A vent about women in positions of power]

So...I'm guessing you don't enjoy women on top?

[I want to change my name...]

/Hijak hmm who is this new person??

Oh, you're hilarious. You didn't even say "hi" the last time I was at MacFarlanes.

[I want to change my name...]

[last night i had the strangest dream]

ain't nothin gonna break my stride!!

Nobody gonnna hold me down...oh no!

[Good Tuesday Morning]

Good Morning. I'm up, sipping java, trying to clear out the cobwebs.

Me, too!

[Good Tuesday Morning]

[Hairazors Moving Sale Today!]

Hey, if you still are willing to sell those clothes and things I have in storage, text me and let me know. I can try to get them to you Wed. afternoon.

[as if mannequins weren't already creepy enough....]

I concur.

[Why are people so greedy?]

No, typically you are only putting a portion (agreed upon ahead of time) toward the actual purchase of the home. The rest is rent. If you can't/ don't qualify to purchase the house at the end of the term, the owner retains that portion of the money, too.