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Clearly you missed the last part of my letter...I assure you it is the most important.

Dear guys running for political office: I don't care what any of you have to say. I only care about what you have done. I refuse to get any information on you FROM you. I will get it from the witnesses to your actions. I believe it is imperative to assume everything you say is a lie, and that such assertion is one of the characteristics of any intelligent voter. I believe that if no one can tell me something you have done AT ALL that you do not deserve my vote. I believe it is important to acknowledge that while you may believe in certain principles that it is entirely possible you may be

No I just keep getting the usual 100 "Would you like a bigger member? Click here!" emails every day. Its the 98 from my wife that really hurt.

Why are you asking them? Theyre just going to lie about it...or embellish things here and there... Ask everyone else. One of three things will happen. Other people will tell you what they've done and youll generally like what you hear, or others will tell you what they have done and you will not like what you hear, or people will not be able to tell you at all. Heres a hint: two of those are very bad. Anyone who doesn't know which two...should waive their voting privileges.

Sure, even a broken crooked shyster of a clock is right twice a day.

Yes because before the advent of video games not every child played cowboys and Indians, cops and robbers, Army soldiers and commies, grabbed sticks and used them as guns and swords and spears, picked up a hand grenade pine cone, or wanted a red rider rifle bb gun with a compass and this thing that tells time. Played with action figures with kungfu grip and missile launcher... before that is was that thar darn radio show...HG Wells is the devils plaything!

You've missed the point, politician. The point is that Harry Reid should have been forthcoming about his accepting their money upon opening his denigration of them rather than having it discovered as it would have lent credibility to your assertion that he is "Willing to bite the hand that feeds him"

Yes and I still use my old victrola, but that doesn't mean it isn't archaic.

You are so helpful! Listen...I am a Sudanese prince in exile and have large bank account, but cant access it unless I move the money to America. If you give me your account info I can transfer it to you and let you have some...

the older stuff lasts longer. Never heard of a cast iron stove going bad.

some guesses: CRT Monitors and television sets. Corded Computer mouse. Wrist watches. Ice cube trays. Using an oven. CD players Manual toothbrushing.

The subsequent argument would then be "Would so many have been stabbed if everyone else their also had a knife?" Also, a bit aside, I am curious as to what kind of knife was used. Takes some pretty good steel to hold up after that much use.

Killed a bunch of people before have you?

best guess? The voters of Nevada are morons.

I'll top it... Remember the movie "Casino"? Remember that politician who basically got comped everything by robert deniro then screwed him over? Remember that the movie waws based on actual events? That politician? Harry Reid.

We need to rename the atlanta attraction "The world of cokca-cola" to "Reids Koch Addiction Panorama!" Sadly of all the runners Jason Carter is the closest to my ideology...and that closeness would be akin to saying that pluto is closer to me than Alpha Centauri. None of them appease my political appetites.

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=73031 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-488167/Jealous-student-murdered-lover-stabbing-pen.html http://www.wlwt.com/news/local-news/cincinnati/Police-Officers-shot-killed-man-after-Walnut-Hills-slaying/24635620 We must get legislation outlawing ASSAULT PENS!! CHILDREN all over the world go to SCHOOLS armed with PENS!!!!! Our founding fathers never could have imagined that writing implements that didn't have a separate ink well and not made out of bird feathers would be in use!!!! Nobody NEEDS a pen!!! Crayons and crayola brand wide tip markers

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/verdict-reached-arizona-hammer-killing-trial-23246156 http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/01/03/fbi-hammers-clubs-kill-more-people-than-rifles-shotguns/ http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/30/nyregion/suspect-arrested-after-2-women-were-found-beaten-to-death-in-queens.html?_r=0 We need to ban assault hammers! Hammers should be banned in our schools! Every day thousands of custodial staff go to their jobs with CHILDREN carrying deadly hammers!!! Nobody NEEDS a ball-pien! Our founding fathers never could have imagine hammers that could drive in a nail into woo

ITS NOT ENOUGH!!! WE NEED TO BAN ALL SCALPELS FROM BIOLOGY CLASS!!! NO ART CLASS SHOULD HAVE PAPER CUTTERS!!! THE GROUNDSKEEPERS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO CUT THE GRASS WITH ANYTHING BUT PLASTIC SAFETY SCISSORS!!!!!! PUSH PINS AND THUMB TACKS ARE THE WORK OF THE BOURGEOISIE!!! EEEEEEEVIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Indeed, we should also find a glacier and name it after Nathan Deal for his wonderful handling of the ice storms and the fact his ethics are slippery and wont gain traction. We should also name a Neutron Star after Nancy Pelosi for being a dense ball of dead matter that is deadly for anyone that get close to it. I'de also like to see a weapons testing ground named after piers morgan.

BAN ALL ASSAULT KNIVES!! Why does someone NEEEEEEEED a knife that can do more than spread butter?! Our founding father would never have concieved that knives would come to be made out of 440C Stainless steel and be able to be used more than once because they dont rust right away!!! The constitution says that knives are for Chefs only!!!!! If you have a knife block that holds more than one knife then you are just a psycho redneck who is racist!!!

Governor Deal is a shyster. I can't stand him. This may be the only time I suspect you and I would ever agree on anything. Soak it up TP.

I repeat: I dont care what any of you politicians say. Everyone else; tell me what they have DONE. Otherwise expect a lot of write in votes out of me.

We need tougher Knife control laws! Criminal background checks on anyone buying a ginsu! Its all those republican whack jobs in the NKA and their "I have a consitutional right to chop veggies in my kitchen!" rhetoric! What about the KIDS?!?!?!?! Did you know that twenty gajillion people die of knife wounds every single nanosecond?!?! KNIVES ARE EVIL!!! THEY ARE MADE TO KILL PEOPLE!!!!! Remember that mass stabbing in China!?!?! These mass stabbings are the rule not the exception!!!! Did you know having a knife in the house increase3s the likelyhood that someonbe in the house will get cut?!?!?!

As a Libertarian I assume theyre all politicians out for their own delusional self interest, ergo I am really not interested in what they have to say. I am, however, VERY interested in what they have DONE till now.