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It was global cooling in the 1970s. It's fun to read about history, ancient history before humans, and see evidence of the same calamities happening back then that are being predicted now unless we take drastic measures to stop them. Measures that inevitably include taxing and regulating ourselves to death.

omg, I just spit my coffee out! (out of my mouth, that is)

I would be fine with just a couple days a week delivery. I only check my mailbox that often anyway. So much junk.

I've been to Bar Harbor. My mom lived there a few years when she was a kid and we went a couple times on vacation when I was little. Oh and global warming? Yes definitely! Humans at fault? Laughable. Sanctions and regulations to "fix" it? Ridiculous.

It only shoots up to the ceiling if you want it to... We do like it but not necessarily for the reason you're implying. You know how sometimes you have that "not so fresh" feeling?

Sadly, the very last sentence doesn't sound like a joke.

Um, make that triplets, because you just described me to a tee. The older I get, the more reclusive I am. If it weren't for my kids, we would probably live in some remote homestead and only come into town once a month for liquor.

I suppose. It's a seller's market nowadays when it comes to jobs. Like you, I would absolutely refuse and would take a less desirable job if need be.

That stinks. Did you ask nearby businesses if they have video cameras that may offer some clues?

We had a bidet in our last house. It was interesting potty-training the kids, they always wanted to try it out. Man, that spray will hit the ceiling if you're not careful. They finally started calling it the kitties potty because some of our cats liked to drink from it. And I swear this is true, I clicked on this thread thinking it was called Biden Toilet Seats.

I can't believe there might actually be applicants who would hand over that information.

They are. They usually hang out at soda dispensers.

Wow, this thread reads more like a list of songs on my iPod, including Call Me Maybe (there, I said it). Though I do agree with whoever said She Drives Me Crazy. And one song that makes me want to drink a glass of Drano? Chantilly Lace. I cannot turn off the radio fast enough.

Exactly. Stupidest idea ever. Really sucks for those of us with performance engines.

Ha! You're so sweet! I am surprised anyone would want to meet me at all, I am a little opinionated at times and I'm sure I've irritated more than one person here. Not on purpose of course, but because I've gotten to the age where I don't always hold back. But I mean no harm, I'm actually a very pleasant person. I don't think I have knowingly meet a single person on Pcom, but I've probably bumped into several of you at Kroger, Wal-Mart, etc. I'm rather a private person, so I'm not sure I'm up for a meet and greet event, but who knows. There are lots of you that intrigue me, and s

Born To Be Wild actual: "fire all of the guns and watch them explode into space" misheard: "buy all your guns at cost and explode into space" Crazy on You actual: "let me go crazy, crazy on you..." misheard: "let me pour gravy, gravy on you..." And of course, anything by Pearl Jam is probably misheard.

When they start taking full responsibility for their children's upbringing and stop being lazy by leaving it up to strangers and bureaucrats. Everybody complains about every school in the country except their own, which is of course perfect. Yeah, until their "perfect" school ends up in one of your links, which it eventually will.

They really had to say "nobody was injured during the incident"?

Makes sense, really. Imaginary experts on childhood education WOULD feel threatened by imaginary weapons. Seriously, I'm not surprised by anything anymore, except by the fact that people still trust their kids to these fools day after day.

I feel for you. Sorry to hear that.

Okay, in re-reading your comment, you're right, I read too much into it the first time. I agree the parade is over the top. But then most marches usually are, whether it be gay pride, focus on the family, or even PETA. It's the vocal and usually outrageous few that get the most attention. Anyway, carry on.

Being gay isn't just about sex, any more than being straight is just about sex. Sheesh, people! Why is it only the homophobes that make this conversation about sex, every time? Gay people probably don't have sex with their partners any more often than straight people. Or if they do, I wouldn't know about it because I know a whole lot of gays and sex is rarely, if ever, a topic with any of them. I hear more about the sexual escapades of my straight single girl friends than any of my gay friends, male or female.

Okay then start a thread about it. Don't hijack this heartfelt thread about a very somber, distressing topic where people just want to express their grief.

I'm not sure if I should hide in the basement or go mow the lawn.