BeatBoxinGranny47

Summer heat? Seriously? You winches aint seen nothing yet. Just suck it up. You can have a 9lb baby come out of your hooha but you cant handle 80 degree weather? Sissies!!!!

Hey, I was actually having fun trying to be helpful. Is that really the only questions you all had? Nothing about carpet beetles? Indian meal moths? Drain flies? Red legged ham beetles? Argentine ant vs. Odorous house ant vs. pharoah ant vs. harvester ant? You people bore me.

FICTIONAL!?!?!?!? How dare you question my crazy sexcapades? Hell, I wasnt even alive in the 70's and was only 9 when the 80's ended.

This is exactly what I do, without the mix though. The mix just slows you down and makes you pee alot.

Seriously? I bet my friends deck is twice as good as yours. Dont even get me started on your friends vacations. My friend takes much better vacations. Maybe you and your friends are just jealous because y'all cant afford the nice things in life like my friends can. Hobo!!!

There is no such thing as a piss ant. I realize that most southerners call them that or sugar ants. I am a southerner and thats what my family calls them. Neither exist. They actually have a very scientific name, the Little Black Ant. Carpenter bees are a pollinator and pest control companies are not allowed to treat the bushes that have pollinating bees on them. If they could(Some do, illegally) then you would also see a decline in honey bees, butterflies etc. Enough with the Carpenter bees. Any tough questions? Termites? Dry Wood termites? Carpenter ants?

I have had numerous Penthouse letters published. Never had an agent or had to spend any money.

Carpenter Bee's are tough. You can treat the holes with an insecticide dust to keep the larvae from hatching and then seal the holes by putting a cork in it or caulking it. The best thing to do is to try and reduce the population. Tennis rackets, whiffle ball bat, things like that. If you have the $$ you could always try to replace your exterior window sills and fascia boards which are behind the gutter with composite ones. You can pay for someone to treat everything for you but I promise you there will be no guarantee(Except for-I guarantee I will charge you an arm and a leg and more damn bee

I heard them and I live on 92 right by Wally World. Anymore news?

You racist SOB!!!

Damn you Bookworm and your clever titles!!!!! Damn you Bookworm and your clever titles!!!!!

I can take care of those for you along with Mosquitoes and any other pests. If anyone has any type of insect / entomology / Pest Wildlife answer I am here for you for I am the friggin "Ant Whisperer" and the "Armadillo Assasin". But, seriously, if you have any questions just ask and I will do my best in helping you eradicate any pest.

SIL-Son In Law MIL-Mother In Law FIL-Father In Law DH-Dear Husband SCUBA-Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus FUBAR-F'ed Up Beyond All Recognition BOHICA-Bend Over, Here It Comes Again(get used to this one on this site.) FUBIS- F U Buddy, I'm Short Etc. Welcome to the Internets there yoohoo. I see you finally saved up enough money for that sweet ass Commodore 64.

I woke up at the campsite this morning and had delicious bacon, eggs and sausage. Hotdogs for lunch and chicken for dinner. I'm looking for recipes on how to cook Bald Eagle right now.

I would be more than happy to give the money directly to you and your Granddaughter. But, do you not think the foundation would recieve more money to help find a cure if restraunts did something like this during their busiest hours instead of when they only have 20-30 people? Where do I send the check?

I had a Sherrif show up to my door with a bench warrant for not showing to jury duty. It was a little difficult to show up for jury duty in Marietta when I was stationed in California. I told the judge I was stationed in Ca. at the time and he was fine with my excuse.(WooHoo!!! Didnt go to jail). I sat there for 6 hours and didnt even get picked. The funniest part was hearing peoples excuses trying to get out of serving. Everything from "I'm not a fan of blacks" to "I'm taking a vacation next week".

Well, maybe if you all tried to do something like this not during normal working hours more people would show up to donate. Tomorrow? Not happening. Friday night, Saturday or Sunday? I would be more than happy to show up and donate.

Gun control is hitting your target the first time, every time. My father had a license plate that read, "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns."

This is also a great one. Johnny Cash covered this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go9aks4aujM

And to think, all she had to do was post a smiley face after ever post and she would have ok. Caution people!!! Smiley faces are there for a reason.

Elton John baby!!! Your Song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubavlo3CFk

Natty Light. I'm on a diet.

Damn you, damn you to hell!!!! For taking my early 1990's era punchline!!!!

He was also on Deez. He was also on Deez.