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BeatBoxinGranny47

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  1. Put them in a food processor with some cheese and garlic seasoned croutons. Then coat chicken strips and either fry or faux fry. Delicious!!!
  2. I knew he was planning on it I just didnt realize it was already official. Unfortunately Josh Wiley is still there though.
  3. Remember what I said in your previous post.
  4. Is Irwin finally leaving his position? God I hope so.
  5. Just have a big party at home and order her a stripper. What lady wouldnt want that?
  6. You want me to do it for you? I will, in a heart beat. I'll have him on his knees begging for forgiveness, cooking you breakfast and rubbing your feet.
  7. Ooohh, whats the tonk? Sounds fun. I'm new here and have never heard of it.
  8. Just do this then. I have tried it and it also works. Say what you want and if it pisses someone off then screw them. They shouldnt be be so darn sensitive in the first place. Tell them to go back to namby pamby land and grow a pair.
  9. Red shoe diaries on Skinemax. Loved that show.
  10. You do a "Pure Romance" party and I'm there.
  11. I always take a deep breath, count backwards from 10 to 1, take my finger off the trigger, and lower my weapon slowly. Works everytime.
  12. I crave eye boogers when stressed. Is that weird? Its not weird....right?
  13. I wince at the thought of the finger, much less a black labs head. Dont think I would be able to handle that.
  14. No problem. That guys kinda sexy huh? Just say yes and I'll give you $5.
  15. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfkTDe7y5Xs BEWARE, THIS HAS A FEW CURSE WORDS.
  16. I have a filthy sense of humor and a filthy mouth so it makes it kind of difficult for me to have fun on here or tell jokes. But if anyone wants to get together, drink large quantities of alcohol and tell dirty jokes, PM me.
  17. I used to have to do that when I was stuck out in 29 Palms. Feels nasty but definitely works.
  18. Not sure if its bouchedaggery or not but I cant stand it when people do not bend the bills on their hats.
  19. That is funny as hell!!! I have a few ideas but I am tired of pleading to the moderators not to boot me so I will keep them to myself.
  20. Ooooh, somebody is getting defensive. Anything Ed Hardy, anything with skulls/dragons/rhinestones. I agree with the white sunglasses and those sunglasses that cover half your face that the ladies wear make them bouchettes.
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