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  1. I am a little worried about zoo. Why do these lines come to mind: Norman Bates: [voice-over] Please, mother. Norma Bates: [voice-over] No! I will not hide in the fruit cellar! Ha! You think I'm fruity, huh? I'm staying right here. This is my room and no one will drag me out of it, least of all my big, bold son! Norman Bates: [voice-over] They'll come now, mother! He came after the girl, and now someone will come after him. Please mother, it's just for a few days, just for a few days so they won't find you! Norma Bates: [voice-over] "Just for a few days"? In that dark, dank fruit cel
  2. Just the tourists. (and not all of them)
  3. I think it mainly has to do with. Boo got shot and my cousin Pumkin.
  4. I can stop breathing for 10 minutes, but farting? If that is what is required, you can go ahead and get rid of your winter coat.
  5. Whoooh, there you go. No CO2 for 10 minutes. Can some tell my wife to call Jason Hawes and Ghost Hunters?
  6. Ok, I did this once before but I will do it again, just for you. Back in 10.
  7. Boo got shot! Boo got shot!
  8. Perimeter Perez. I-285 Perez. I will skip the dead end jokes.
  9. Ahhhh! So it was a trick. (pun intended)
  10. I got a lickon tattoo from a box of crackerjacks once.
  11. Let's examine what the did say, not what you say they said; “…there is no convincing scientific evidence that human release of carbon dioxide, methane, or other greenhouse gases is causing or will, in the foreseeable future, cause catastrophic heating of the Earth’s atmosphere and disruption of the Earth’s climate.” From what I see, they are saying that humans are not the problem.
  12. Thank you for answering my question. I understand.
  13. I saw the responses and nope it doesn't tell me all I wanted to know. That is why I asked the question.
  14. Either firing ammo in a victory celebration or buying ammo...well you know.
  15. Here is an oldie. What do UGA students call GA Tech students? Yellow Jackets. What do GA Tech students call UGA students? Bulldogs. What do UGA alumni call GA Tech alumni? Boss.
  16. Go to Knoxville sometime during football season. The whole town is orange, cars, people, stores, it is an orange delight.
  17. Just curious, why wouldn't you "step foot in any church under any circumstances"? I understand you are not a christian so there would not really be a need to go, but I am curious as to why the "hard line". I am not a member of any organized religion, but I do attend services on the rare occasion with those who are. (and it is a rare occasion) I am not Catholic, but I went to mass with my wife's family when I visited them, just to be polite. I am not Jewish and have no plans to attend temple, but if I was visiting some jewish friends and they were going and asked me to attend, I would to be
  18. Due to the dogs, I set a bowl of candy out with the porch light on. Based on the number of times the dogs went nuts, we didn't have that many groups, maybe 5 or 6, but I just checked and all the candy was gone. Saw some teens without costumes running around, I bet that's where the candy went.
  19. I have reported "card services" at least 4 times. Now I just blow an airhorn in the phone or I lay the phone in front of the TV and let them listen to whatever is on the TV (sometimes they think they are talking to a person and start their spiel) or I let them listen to the toilet flush. My wife ask why and I tell her I get a kick out of it. I know, I am easily entertained.
  20. Twice. And there are a lot of people who are alive today because he did. Otherwise their grandfathers or fathers would not have been around to make them.
  21. Same here, except you will get this speech: Is today free candy, for no reason, give away day? No it is not! But you come see me on free candy, for no reason, give away day and I will be happy to work with you. But until that day, get off my porch. (ok, I won't say that, but I will think it and you will still go away empty handed) ETA: I told ya this was a pet peeve
  22. Ok, I am going to make this as simple as I can. Trick-or-Treat When: October 31st It is acceptable when Oct. 31st falls on a Sunday to trick-or-treat on Saturday Oct. 30th. Other than that exception, it is always on October 31st. Start Time: Dusk End Time: When you get tired, when your parents say stop, when you have been to every house you are allowed to go to or when there is no one left that has the porch light on. Who sets the date and times: As Tevye said; "Tradition!" (in other words, when in rome...)
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