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I used all my pluses.. pli? Whatever.. But look up, I got something for you!!

+1

You mean liberals. Don't play their game. They aren't progressive.

Sounds like you have an interesting weekend planned....

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'Reload' is one of my favs.

I knew it had to be one of the three. Or someone else.

Yes it should be!! Govt??? Govt??? Help me!!! BTW, is that gregg allman, rob zombie or little charlie manson in your avatar?

I knew no such thing.

2012. I hope it will be a zombie apocalypse. What would suck is for it to be zombie alpaca lips.

Probably not more than about 10 years.

Amen! What? Responsi.. what?

Chocolate and whoring... My two favorite things all rolled into one!!

And the Marine Corps doesn't look a day over 234!! Semper Fi!!!

Or that the recovering nympho finds out that I got laid last night....

Semper Fi!!

You're one of the good ones!!

I'm funny every night... Just sometimes people don't appreciate it.

Well duh... they're looking for Robin Hood.

Well they need their ranks thinned anyway. No pun intended.

Anacin? Bufferin? Goodys powder?

♪♫I know a secret!!!♪♫ So what you're saying is that we'll see an increase in store clerks getting capped??

I'll either be dead, have no teeth or will have forgotten what chocolate is by then.

So don't buy a chocolate bar. Buy m+ms.

What do I care about the package? As long as they don't start grinding up dead people and mixing them into the cigs, I'll be ok. If the goal is to deter the youth, I propose that we start making underwear makers screenprint pics of babies and dirty diapers on them.. to keep kids from having sex. And the salt packs should have pics of a diseased heart. Beer and liquor... diseased liver. Guns.. exploded heads (actually, that's pretty cool). Matches.. a burned down house. Cars... a mangled up family of four. There's no limit to the behaviour they can attempt to con