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Deputy Daisy Duke

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    My Carpenter Bee

    in Internet Cafe

    Posted

    I only see the yellow and black bumble bees, alot of wasps, and some yellow jackets. We have a pest control service spray the perimeter outside the house once a month and treat any ant hills, so maybe this keeps them away? I am not sure.

     

    Your bumble bees are probably carpenter bees. :)

     

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    Is PCOM sleeping or sumpin?

    in Internet Cafe

    Posted

    The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

    20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

     

    19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

     

    18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

     

    17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

     

    16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

     

    15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

     

    14. Bad cop. No donut.

     

    13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

     

    12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

     

    11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

     

    10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

     

    9. I pay your salary

     

    8. So uh, you on the take or what?

     

    7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

     

    6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

     

    5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

     

    4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

     

    3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

     

    2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

     

    1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

     

    YEAH!

    in Internet Cafe

    Posted

    PUBBBYY!

    I TOLD YOU ABOUT HIRING THAT HOOCHY.

    MAYBERRIES DON'T GROW ON TREES!

    SOMEBODY HAS TO WORK FOR THEM!

    THAT SOMEBODY IS ME!

    SHE RUNS AROUND HERE TWITCHING THAT HOT LITTLE TAIL GIVIN AWAY THE STORE!

     

     

    YOU BETTER DO SUMPIN ABOUT HER!

     

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    Be careful ya old hag, I got bullets, too. :glare:

    All it take is one jerk

    in Internet Cafe

    Posted · Edited by Deputy Daisy Duke

    GEAgirl posted:

     

    You'll have to click on the link to read it all, as apparently copying and pasting an article will get you a bullet. <_>

     

     

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    Be aware that Pubby takes issues of copyright infringement very seriously. If you cut and paste an article in it's entirety without written permission of the copyright holder, than you are in violation of copyright law.

     

    What Pcom requests it's members do is to provide a small snippet from the article of interest, provide a URL link back to the page where it is housed, and some sort of personal commentary of your own.

     

     

    Also, this is *clearly* covered in the *RULES* of Pcom, which every member should take the time to read. ;)

     

    http://www.paulding.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=1065071

     

    3. If you want to share a news article with everyone, please be sure to post a link to the article and either paraphrase parts of it or quote only small sections directly. Please don't post articles in their entirety (don't cut and paste them into your post). This is for legal purposes (because we don't want to get in trouble over copyright issues). Quoting an entire article or not giving a link for reference may result in the post being removed and or the member warned, sanctioned, suspended or removed. (italics added 1/9/07)

     

     

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    Looking for a great home

    in Internet Cafe

    Posted · Edited by Deputy Daisy Duke

    I do I just can't get it to load.

     

    The easiest way to share a picture on Pcom is to upload it to someplace like a private PhotoBucket account, and then just use the direct link provided there, hit the "image" button here on Pcom. You just cut/paste that link into it, and viola! You'll have a picture to share.

     

    You can also go to your controls and add an album/gallery here, upload it there. I think you can cut/paste a link from the image once you've uploaded it into a post.

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