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  1. THESE POOR COURT REPORTERS!!! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.. ______________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I
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    My sister

    Tara -- you and your family remain in my prayers
  3. The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable." "I'm a great gambler and I can prove it." says Grandpa. "How about a demonstration?" The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead." Grandpa says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thinks a
  4. Huh? Skype took your money?
  5. If I am smart than I am adding the pepto or tums just to save myself the hassle later
  6. I don't mind if there are bigfoot's roaming around.....but it is those danged chupacabra's that freak me out! Ewwwww!
  7. Oh my goodness! I hope she is okay!
  8. Awww Snick! My prayers to you and your family. This has been a very long exhausting road for you.
  9. Thank you so very much for all the replies! Your information makes me feel much better about the process and results. This has been a very long road -- she has had quite a rough couple of weeks. Thank you for lifting her up in prayer. I will keep ya'll updated
  10. I need info from anyone who has gone through IVIG infusion therapy or has a child that has gone through it. Positives, negatives, procedures, etc. My daughter will undergo IVIG infusions due to immune deficiency. She has history of septic shock with multiple organ failure. Her Doctor's are very concerned that any infection she gets will be fatal since her immune system has steadily declined. The logistics are being handled now so I do not know when it will start (soon I know) but please remember my 13 year old daughter in your thoughts and prayers. She has had a really rough tim
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