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My doctor said i was going to die within a year of my birthday But then again, we ALL ARE. sorry, i think i've used that one b4...

Some teens may think this is a little.....how do they put it....."LAME", but we had a cook out, hired a DJ and showed an outdoor movie in the back yard when it got dark. I rented an 8 foot screen and DVD projector for the movie. It turned out pretty well and I believe they had a good time. OH, don't forget the skeeter lanters, Tiki torches, fogger, candles, Bug Zapper, etc. etc, etc.! HATE, HATE, HATE them SKEETERS! Actually, as I recall, the teens got more entertainment from the Bug Zapper than anything else!

Thanks Mr. Dis, Will do! naturgirl, If all else fails, I'll give these folks a call.

Although I've never been super happy with the water pressure, or lack thereof, the cold water pressure is okay. I suppose I'll need to check the valve you mentioned tonight. I appreciate the pointers!

If everything wasn't so expensive, it would almost be funny.............NOT! I've been happy with my builder's job, for the most part, but about 12 years later it seems that all the "builder grade" items such as air conditioners, furnace, etc. are dying a slow death. Sometimes not so slow. Anyway, our water heater is working, but the hot water pressure is on a constant slid to nearly a DRIP. The Question: Will a water heater affect water pressure if it is on its last leg? I've flushed it previously, but I'm thinking it's about to go to water heater heaven. Our water pre

Okay Den....I'll be on stand by.

HU FLUNG POO left a bad taste in my mouth.

All I heard so far today was that surface to air missiles were being moved there if they are needed to intercept anything lobbed in that direction by the NK Idiots. I wonder if our current head of state will develop a "get involved" policy if that happens.

All they need is one of those EXPLODING NECK COLLARS like those prisoners wore in that movie....was it The Running Man? Go beyond a set perimeter and.............KA-BOOOM!!!

You from around here?

Sounds like someone with too much time on their hands. I think I'll just keep my can air horn handy and make his/her ear bleed for about a week.

You mean someone actually hosts a cruise for something other than motorcycles?! BRAVO!

Is it a little spider crack or is it a larger crack that could impair your view of the road? My daughter has what I call a little spider crack about the size of a dime, high on the passenger side. She asked if she would get a ticket, but I told her just to let me know if it starts to spread before we replace it. Technically she could be cited for it, but it would obviously be a circumstance in which the officer was just loading her wagon for POP. She's very respectful, so I wouldn't expect that to happen. Long story short, unless it's very obvious and obstructing your view, you

I have a feeling it will be the Big HOT Rock this weekend!

Typically the only time I ever got a -1 was on a school exam.

............and they smell of moth balls!

Ain't nothin' but a thang, Bro. My SW is a walking lie detector as well.

That sounds very similar to what my neighbor said when I had my previous 1982. He happened to be outside one day as I was coming home and decided to comment. I think his last statement was, "I wouldn't have one of them things". I replied, "Well, consider yourself lucky that you don't" I have to admit, you are correct about the highlighted statement. I don't care what TOW may say, I know from experience and NONE of the stops have been related to speed issues. As far as the payments and insurance goes, my little '94 is paid for and my insurance is less than that of my wife

Sometimes I just tickle myself to death!

You know, I'm not certain. If there are other beaches that permit vehicles, I'm not aware of them. I think the only reason they are permitted on Daytona Beach is due to the history of the race that used to be run right there on the beach. I'm not a big NASCAR fan, but I would LOVED to have seen the race then! The drivers on the beach are no problem at all and it actually adds to the fun. I got a few HONKS from some Chevrolet types every day. In years past we've been deep sea fishing and it was a BLAST. Unfortunately the charters have become REAL PROUD of their business and

We probably had the best time in years, just camping out at the beach most every day. I was surprised the weather was PERFECT considering the rain that Florida had been having in previous weeks. Granted, Daytona is not the most exotic place to go, but I really don't need much more than the sand and the surf. No matter where you vacation, it does a body good to get away for a few days. And they are certainly SHORT days, or they seem so when on vacation. I figured Mr. Dis would come visit me, since he was in the area, but NOOOOOO! Oh well, I don't blame you, although I did go to c

All I wanted to do was to clean off your mailbox for free, seeins how you fixed my pressure washer so well.... Maybe you fixed it a little too good...sorry...

Just curious, who got the last 10%?

Funny Court Statements These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent -- don't miss the last one. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what wa