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Oh, by all means the rest is true Ain't nothin in the whole wide world better than a big 'ol hamburger and a glass of milk! You know, the onlyist reason I eat pancakes is to make the milk taste better. UMMMmmmmmm!

I probably woudn't ask this guy that question

Maybe they'll have a kitchen position open at Jackson State Prison by the time he gets there. What luck!

Last night I had a Burger King Whopper and a tall, cold glass of Milk as I sat outside on the screen porch and listened to music on my little, portable radio, but I don't feel real comfortable revealing how I voted in the poll. Sorry Forgot to add that our dog named blue was out there with me. Well, I made up the "blue" part.

If the forum was invisible, we couldn't find it to post

I voted "Present"

A wife woke up on the morning of her and her husband's 20th anniversary and went down to the kitchen to make a special breakfast. When she arrived in the kitchen, she saw her husband seated at the table and crying. She walked up to him and asked why he was crying. Was it because he was so emotional about their 20th anniversary? He said, "Do you remember the night when your dad caught us out in the garage, in the back seat of their station wagon and pointed that shotgun at me"? She replied with a smile, "Sure I do" He said, "Do you remember your dad telling me

I got an extra one for the Mayberry Pie! Thanks. Now if I only knew how to bake!

You know Adam actually gave woman her name don't you? When he first saw her walking toward him, he exclaimed...."WHOA MAN"!

We should all get together and make a Mayberry Pie! I don't even know what I'm talking about.

You know I've always heard it wasn't the apple in the tree that caused all our problems...it was the pair on the ground.

I'm actually surprised we haven't been attacked by Naders yet this year.

And the beauty is, when you is ignunt, chances are you don't even know it.

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH....CAN I BE IN CHARGE FOR A WHILE"!!!?

Every time he starts adding something new I think.. STOP! You're messing it up! Then he cleans it up and it looks right.

You make a valid point. I feel like that poor ol guy in church that shouldn't have testified.

What about the guy who thought up the suppository?! Ever think of that? I remember the doc giving me one when I was a teen. I didn't even know what it was. I went back a few days later for a follow up and the doc asked me if it helped. I told him I didn't think so and added that it would have done me just as much good if I had stuck it up my rear. Not only that, but I liked to never get that waxy feel out of my mouth.

Isn't he the guy that won the No Belly Prize?!

So I could learn to Moonwalk there?

"Laid to rest"? That dude's been resting all his life. Wouldn't know a hard days work if it hit him in the head like a Chipper Jones Grand Slam. GO BRAVES!

I'm sure they DON'T want anything like that. It was sarcasm on my part, but I wonder how many more accidents and/or deaths it will take until they think it's important enough.

I spoke with a board member over 2 years ago and was told the fact that the state wouldn't put one in because it's not a 4 lane and the county wouldn't put it in because the state should spend the funds. Of course it's a state route, but the county could put a signal in if they elected to. They just don't want to allocate the money until at least 3 teens are killed trying to get out. There has already been a multitude of wrecks at that location. The short answer is, the county can do it, they just won't.

I hope it "flows" well for everyone, but from driving by a few times a week, I'm thinking we should have bought our DD a 4 wheel drive instead of a VW Bug.

My first thought was: In all the funds expended to do the PCHS renovation, I wonder if they are going to direct a small portion of the funds to install a traffic signal at the entrance? The answer is clearly....NOT! How 'bout asking them about that, Pubby? I'd appreciate it.

What have I been thinking all these years! I'm going to start fixin' stuff the easy way from now on! If he used that Gorilla tape, I know he won't be takin' it off!