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Nor should it be lawful for you to turn your head and speak with the front or back seat passenger, or refer to a map, or un-wrap a piece of gum, or eat that Martin's biscuit. I agree with the texting issue, but I'm keeping my phone!

In 99% of the cases, I wouldn't even know who it was I didn't like. It hasn't been that long ago, as a member of a "Christian" message board, that a few members didn't appreciate the small sense of humor I attempted to offer on occasion. I concluded it was the owners of the message board, flying under a secondary members name. A real stuffed shirt couple that took themselves WAY TOO seriously. What I have mainly learned from message boards is that there are many people who make very strong comments behind the veil of anonyminty that they would NEVER, EVER say face to face. They

I've got it narrowed down. She is one of the Lee sisters. Either Ug Lee or Home Lee.

It could be the spokes person for the deodorant company "Secret". You know, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Why would it require medical testing. Just "Shank" her! That's a word I learned recently.

I gotta tell this.... 3 preachers were talking about bat problems that each of them experienced in their home attics. First preacher said he got so frustrated that he got his shotgun and blew holes in the ceiling. The bats flew away, but returned in a couple of days. Second preacher said he put batbait in the attic. It helped kill a few, but they soon became immune and eat the bait like candy. Third preacher said he discovered the solution a year ago. He explained that he went into the attic and preached to the bats. After they all got saved and baptized, they left and he

I'm not familiar with those Sounds like I have a lot of catching up to do.

BEWARE the DREADED SHART!

Man, I had forgotten about those! I had one I wish they still sold those. I'd get one for the lovely and gracious Mrs. Reacher and ask her to hold it up to the window as I drove in the driveway every day. That way I'd know whether to come in the house or not!

I don't know if a new meaning has been attached to it these days, but it still means to stab. Now, it ALSO could mean to express gratitude. I've heard Barney Frank use it often when he is thanking someone for something. He says, "Shanks"! and adds a little spit with it for good measure.

If you'll PM your tag number to me, it will really help on the BOLO flyers.

I was going to watch it, but the batteries were dead in my remote and I couldn't get to the TV due to all the junk in the living room.

Leaving the building as instructed, Ma'am.

I hope it survives. It's a real handy location for us.

So they're all over the Interstates? That means I can BURN UP Dallas Hwy all the way home!

You know....it makes you wonder at what point during the time it took for that bridge to raise that this person was ever going to say to him/herself: "Maybe I should start backing up a little". Has to be a rental car because this idiot does not have enough sense to purchase quality tires.

I'm sorry. That requires me to think too much.

I voted for this display

I suppose I should stay alert on the way home this afternoon!

You're a life saver, Dude!

Now I won't have anything to tear in half!

Works at my house Ooooh, I probably shouldn't have said that...

You have a very high tolerance level.