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So THAT'S what that is. I feel SO STOOOPID. I always thought they were saying "circumcised" and thought, What in world does that have to do with swimming.

Actually I was thinking about this last night and couldn't sleep until I got up and eat some chips and lipton onion soup mix dip.

Maybe some of you folks who watch these TV shows can answer this... I was scanning the channels last night while going through withdrawls since the Braves season is over. I settled on one station for a few minutes and saw the same commercial 3 times for a new program (I guess) about a Medium who can talk to spirits. My question is, can only mediums talk to spirits? This is my problem....what about smalls and larges? What if you are already a medium and become a large? Do you lose the ability to talk to spirits? How 'bout if you are a small and become a medium and are not prepar

This Sunday School teacher told me a Bible story once about this King that tried to burn down these 3 houses. "My Shack", "Your Shack" and "A Bungalow". I still don't know what he was talking about.

I have to talk to myself, cause no one else will listen But I do typically agree with what I have to say. Hey now....I paid my money. I need to have my own screen name, aside from the group. If I associated myself directly with the rest of my guys, we'd never get a booking. At least that's what they said.

I just told my boss that everyone was having an early release today and that I plan on cutting out at 3:00. He told me to shut up, get off the internet and get back to work. I just think that was totally uncalled for.

I'm not crazy about them, but if I know I'm going to wait a while to find out something, it doesn't surprise me. I'm sorry, I don't even know what I'm talking about.

Well, I'm glad to see you are all among the living after all

You just let Victor Newman get ahold of some of those 3rd world banana republic dictators. That'll teach 'em!

I have a strange feeling Mr. Dis laced that cake with something that put all of them to sleep. I hope they all didn't wake up in the Target parking lot in their underwear!

Look at the bright side. Now Vic's time will be freed up to run for President.

I think the jury is still out on the issue. The only thing I know for certain is, it won't be Sprite.

"I HATE that Bob Barker"!

You guys kept moving around so it was difficult to keep count. It got a tad crowded to the point where you had to step outside to change your mind. It was a pleasure meeting each of you, even the ones I had already met. It's a good thing I abandoned ship before the cake was cut. I gained about 3 lbs just looking at it.

"Did you or did you NOT order the Code RED"!? Speak up Jack,....can't hear ya' buddy.

Eddies Trick Shop on the Marietta Square. If all else fails, they have just about one of everything.

Thanks. Someone needs to fix it on mapquest. You pull it up on street view and all you see is trees I just thought it was very new and wasn't caught on their video. Technology....a wonderful thing...these are the voyages of the starship Nimrod.

I'd do it in a hearbeat. If I can get out there, I'll stop by. Where is the Starbucks, exactly? I'm a DD person and never paid any attention....

You reckon they'd have heartburn if I walk in with a BIG 'OL cup of Dunkin Donuts? Of course, if anyone said anything, I'd just smile and say.....

A body shouldn't have to think so hard this early on a Monday.

I like that idea even better!

The entire day. Let's fast forward to Sunny Tuesday.

Maybe we should just cancel today, due to lack of interest.

Now there is NO doubt about that. I've seen it first hand over the past year. Prior to then, it was typical to hear about people leaving to go where "the grass was greener" on a monthly basis. That has come to a complete HALT recently.

All this tent bashing is going to make Kadafi feel like a sex offender.