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GRI5TH

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  1. I suggest being very skeptical if it is a fund raiser that says they are affiliated with the Sheriff's Office, because they more than likely are not.
  2. I think it's quite conceited of the hispanic community to assume they have exclusive ownership of the term "Alien".
  3. People should send them Monoploy money with a note that says they are conducting an experimental payment.
  4. Have you seen them? You can roll them from room to room if you like. You just can't beat a poratble fireplace AND it helps the Amish folks. They Thank Thee
  5. I'll take one of those little Amish fireplaces if you got any extra.
  6. I'm surprised a BMW could even go that fast. Are you sure you weren't doing 50 mph in reverse, Blaze?
  7. I wouldn't mind the extra hour sleep, but it gets all messed up since I have to wake up at 2 AM to change all the clocks!
  8. Is it just me or are the movie previews and car commercials getting longer and longer and L...O...N...G...E...R? I checked my watch and suffered through 45 minutes of the stuff. I guess if there's one thing good about these "Made at Home with My Camera" movies is that you don't go through a bunch of credits at the beginning of the movie, so I score them a point for that. I have to say it was FAR better than that ridiculous Blair Witch movie that made half the people need to HURL due to the herky-jerky camera action. I think DW and I laughed more than anything because of the sa
  9. I guess I'll stay awake long enough to have a question that has been bothering me answered. That is, if it's called paranormal, does that mean there are 2 normals. I mean, when you see paramedics there is always 2 of them. A parachute has 2 right, a main and a reserve. I went to a periodontist office once and 2 of them were there. I'm getting scared and I haven't even left for the movie yet.
  10. I like it when people call, I answer and they say "Who's speaking". My reply is always..."I don't know, I can't see you".
  11. Then it's settled I shall report the findings of anything I see when I'm not sleeping.
  12. It has been announced that I am required to attend "Paranormal Activity" this evening with my DW & DD. Shall I: 1. Take an audio book on CD and listen to it on my 1991 Walkman CD player? 2. Catch up on the sleep I lost last night? 3. Take the little flash light off my keys and draw up a design for my next home HGTV project? 4. Throw a rubber spider onto a ladies lap at the perfect opportune moment and make her soil herself? 5. Load up on a cabbage sandwich and watch people look back at me in disgust? 6. Wear bubba teeth and smile in the dark with a flash light under my
  13. They could always drive to Florida. A Notary Public can marry you there.
  14. El Jacko Reachero ::that's spanish::
  15. He needs to get out more....enjoy himself, maybe register for American Idol.
  16. LOL! I think I've heard a very similar load of Ka-Ka from a dealer service representative.
  17. What's even worse is when you have a neighbors house that would actually appear to be improved if it was abandoned.
  18. My DW does this, especially when the weather starts to get cold. It warms it up for her fly to work.
  19. What killed me was the bias on part of the announcers for the 49ers. They had them winning the game even before it started. Then, even when they made stupid plays they were saying what a "smart" move it was. GOOD GRIEF! Not until whey were down 35 to 10 did they give much credit to the Falcons. Like someone already mentioned, They B For Real!!!!! GO FALCONS!
  20. What's the deal? It hasn't been a hundred years since the last one yet!
  21. I've known a few folks who had that rubber band surgery and went from a large to a small real quick. They never said anything about spirits talking to them. Maybe if a person does it real quick they don't have time to get at ya! Naw, I was really up late trying to fix a scheduling problem. One of my buds got called out of town and I was beating my brain up trying to work out our schedule. I'd rather been worried about becoming a medium if I'd had my druthers.
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