Would it be fair to say that some people are mildly irritated by this thread?
Would you believe me if I said I was sorry for starting it?
Would it surprise you if you knew it really didn't bother me at all?
Is it blatantly obvious that I use smileys too much?
Why can't we have more animated smileys?
Maybe like SlaPPY?
Is it possible to have a continuous thread of nothing but questions?
Wouldn't you have to start by answering my question with a question?
What type of question could someone ask to stop the thread from going on?
(Just asking )
I've been busy investigating the case of the man with two wooden legs...
As terrible as it sounds, he burnt to the ground!
"Lord, please forgive me and bless the pygmies"
That should SLICK them up real good so the neighborhood hoodlums can't throw them as easy.
That's probably better than the straight pins I stuck in mine from the inside. Fewer lawsuits from the hoodlum's parents.