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That's past my bedtime.

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.. A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to t

Where's that beating a dead horse smiley?

What do I think? I think it takes a mighty big hog to weigh 1000 pounds. That's what I think.

They are trying to bankrupt our oil production so they can raise prices again. They know we are sitting on more than enough oil to where we don't need them anymore if only politicians and government would get the hell out of the way and let us get to it.

Mothers or Blue Magic. You can get them both at Auto Zone. I prefer Blue Magic.

They could go to the DNC convention and see a whole, different, deeper level of stupidity.

And obama plays golf.

Bitter much? :P

TRUCK em.

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And union, I'm sure.

Maybe they were fans of 12 Gauge? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekk2W9rVRc

Warmth is under rated. We have the Cloak of Happiness, we're good!

It was so cold this morning I saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets!

He is MIGHTY proud of his firewood too. I don't think he delivers.

I thought this was going to be about communicatiing when Stradial was a kid.

Puddin' C'mon say it. Puddin' Puddin' Puddin' "lol"

Or the Tidy Bowl.

Freaking BRRRR, Jack!

http://cw33.com/2015/01/05/phoenix-cops-pay-for-mans-meal-arrest-him-for-murder/ Horrible, bad cops. We should start a movement, "Don't buy my breakfast, bro!" Maybe we can get Al involved. /s

Coming from the OP, that's funny sheeze right there. Hello pot.

Of course you have to wait 4 1/2 hours for them to find qualified help to come fill it for you. Never go to TSC on the weekend. Four hundred and eighty lebben people in the store, one register.

Alabama played like they would have played all year had they been playing top teams. I've said all year they didn't deserve top ranking. They were a mediocre team at best all season long. They had a cupcake schedule against weak teams that made them look better than they actually were. The entire SEC conference was weak this year. I was born a Buckeye but raised a Dawg and I love me some SEC football. Alabama included. I don't think you will find a better coach than Nick Saban, but face the truth. Alabama was just weak this year. If Oregon plays OSU with the intensity and heart they p

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