Seriously? Throw the little bugger in a high chair. Put a piece of cake in front of him. Record it to show to him and all of his girlfriends to embarras him. (otherwise he will NEVER remember it) Unless this is more about you and being the coolest parent of a 1 year old ever. Then spend all you want, Hell, I will dress up as a demon clown to scare the stuff out of him for a couple hundred dollars. Imagine how cool those pictures would be.