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Yes, I am pulling your leg. I have Driving lights that are always on and automatic headlights.

Thanks, I read this while driving.........................................

They are sold by the pound.

Winner, contest over!

A guy is walking along the beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish. The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever." "Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."... "OK, then, I want to die after the government balances the budget and eliminates the debt." "You crafty little bastard," said the genie.

Yes bring the signs and stuff to throw at us also.

Remember our bike club get together is this Saturday............................and you will be the "girl",

Only a leather jacket or vest. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER leather chaps! Chris Berman.

My club is having a get together on the 28th of this month, would you like to join us?

I will not say anything until the whole story comes out. This was not what it seemed to be.

Thats called the "Mother-in-law" fish

Who's your rider, who's your rider!

Don't forget where you came from, you can be right back there tomorrow.

My wife does the same thing to me......................

I'm a MASSHOLE too!!!!!!!

She will get hers.

I see this as proof that most young people today have no problem solving skills and can't think for themselves. Good thing the person on the phone didn't tell the manager to test the temperature of the fryer by sticking his face in it.

Waiting for the McRib to return................................................

Only thing that comes to mind is blood pudding. The rank smell of it cooking always did me in.

Springmaid resort. Pool, lazy river and right by the boardwalk. It's not cheap and may require a 2 night stay.

Until I was 20 I thought a Menstrual Cycle was an Italian bicycle.

It was reported that a large number of the survivors have hired the law firm So Su Mi.