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Counting down!

I can't wait!

Our special guest tonight will be the beautiful Miss Kelsi Archer! If you have not yet had the pleasure of hearing Kelsi sing, please join us, sit back and enjoy!

All right folks get those cards ready!!!

Night night RR, night night newbies, night night pillowtalk25 I see you lurking down there

VEWY VEWY CLOSE! CAN i JUST LEAVE THE CAPS ON? i AM GETTING TIRED

WELCOME!! Glad you finally decided to join in and share! I hope your water is not off for much longer, we know many are dealing with hardships right now! I bought water on the way home last night! Just think how much fun we will have when it snows 6 inches this winter You would enjoy that so much you cute little perv you

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We are unwinding, you would have to have been at grand central to have even begun to get it! Believe me we would love to be sleeping, we are playing in our favorite playground while trying to decompress. I am sure that many folks are doing the same, Lawd the weekend can not get here soon enough! The Pubster only takes one day a week off, if nothing happens,

Perhaps many of the good citizens of the county could put the signs back if they see someone has moved them.

ORRRR this makes total sense if you are PUBBY.!!!! Cause he is as tittillated ( misspelled I know, but whats a few extra letters) as you by the supposedly innocent use of cock and breast in this thread The 2 of you really need a room in the tonk

Well I begged and begged for them to call each and every resident in each section before they temporarily turned the water off , they tried to explain to me it would be off, repaired and on again before they were finished calling, buuuuutttttt!! They don't listen to me! they just had to do it their way

Ok who is buying drinks for the popo? the title is changing by the minute

WELCOME!!! Not true Sadie! we only nibble when really really bored

It is on a Saturday, buuttt someone will ask if it is ok to trick or treat on Saturday.

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Don't even start! We should warn her about your moods right off! JLH is always in full moon status, and often needs to be bulleted for dropping his pants

When you first open a thread you will see in the right hand corner at the top, post new topic, a small black box with the letters in white, click to open a new window, you must at least title a post to have it publish. Scroll down where it says preview post check your post at the top to check content and spelling, if satisfied scroll down and hit post. Do not worry in the beginning, everyone will see your statis as a newbie and give you any assistance you need. To answer your question the water is safe for everthing but drinking.

Our county officials have been extremely taxed, they have barriers up everywhere because they can not be everywhere at once, they are relying on people to respect the barriers and travel with caution, I would suspect if there is no barrier here, then it was removed by someone other than county officials. There job description is not to cure stupid.

WELCOME!!!! I am honored you made your first post in my thread Please join in the conversation and feel free to ask any questions we were all newbies at one time and would be glad to help you along.

Tbar is the official guardian of the tunnels, and he is on a sabitical! You might try clicking your heels together and saying there is nobody like Tbar 3 times, and he might appear!! Make sure that is all you stick out little girl

Mayberries are given to folks that stand out by assisting, helping, and being kind to others. Also for general good citizenship when the deputies are in a good mood or had a bit too much branch water.

Bullets are what are given out by the mayberry police to rude and inconsiderate citizens of Mayberry! Anyone caught pulling this mans finger is going to get a bullet! Where is Boss Hogg?